Spurlock Syndrome

(n) The act of making an astronomical living by stating the painfully obvious.

Victim of SS: Eating McDonald's food for an extended period will make you fat.

General moviegoing public: Please take several million of our personal dollars.

by Roach likes you August 25, 2005

Shikamaru Syndrome

When you have a severe case of laziness.

Person A: I've been laying in bed all day, and don't feel like getting out of it today
Person B: Dude, you have a case of Shikamaru Syndrome

by Octnine Yamato July 18, 2016

Jasmine's Syndrome

When you are getting over the person you used to like but you see his/her face and you fall in love again.

I saw him the other day, now I have the Jasmine's Syndrome.

by constantlysleeping April 22, 2016

amogus syndrome

The association of basic shapes and patterns with complex real-world objects.
The definition originates from the "amogus" trend, which came from the 6th circle of hell.

"Hey those headphones sure look like the among us character"
"What? You must have amogus syndrome or something."

by the mississippi madman March 14, 2021

Reward Syndrome

When you tell everyone about a thing you are planning to do or haven't finished, then receive dopamine from their complements, and end up not doing it.

Bill: I am gonna start going to the gym
Everyone: Wow, good job proud of you
Bill: * Doesn't go after all *
Bill's Friend: Take care of your reward syndrome

by CmdEngineer June 25, 2020

streamer syndrome

Person who streams live video assumes that his chat is present.

Gamer streamer, who has streamer syndrome, is playing a game as if his chat was present, even though he is not streaming.
Other symptoms include changing ones playing style completely to be more intresting to his viewers.

by O_this July 11, 2017

Sasquatch Syndrome

A psychological disorder suffered by very large men wherein the sufferer has repeated disabling fears that they are actually Sasquatch but have no conscious memory of wandering the forests at night.

I’ve spent my life filled with odd feelings and hunches thanks to this god forsaken Sasquatch Syndrome!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020