swinging death

a soft penis that is soon to be agressively erect

the man had three inches of swinging death hanging down

by rosemary m May 8, 2007

Swifting

swifting- verb - having a love hate relationship; wanting to tear someones guts out; yet loving them at the same time.

-Similar to the term PMSing-
It helps to be listening to taylor swift songs at the time of your swifting.

- I am swifting at him right now

or

"shes PMSing at the moment"
" NAH BRO SHES SWIFTING IT RUNN!!"

by DanAndLuba September 30, 2011

Swinging Jenny

The act of swinging your arms back and forth in a wide arc across your body while walking forward with the intent of striking fear in the hearts and minds of anyone who is foolish enough to get in your way.

1. Guy one: Dude, I thought you were going to fight that jerk today.

Guy two: I was but he pulled out the swinging jenny and I ran.

2. Guy one: Hey what stopped the basketball game?

Guy two: Some idiot did the swinging jenny through the middle of the game.

Guy one: didn't anyone try to stop him?

Guy two: are you kidding, it's the swinging jenny!

by mattyportman December 12, 2010

Taylor Swifting

When white people fly outta no where on their kale carpets to project themselves into conversations no one invited them to, and make it about themselves.

Black Person- It's hard for me to get the recognition I deserve bc this industry is predominately white.
White Kale Person - woah stop pitting women against each other i support you why are you attacking me (taylor swifting)

by Lollipop1011 August 27, 2015

I got your (blank) swinging

Usually a last resort type comeback that can also be used to annoy people. Most likely used by the annoying guy that is too lazy to use his brain to think of a good comeback. The douche usually uses what ever you say and fills in the blank in his pre-determined comeback.

I got your (blank) swinging

Tommy: Hey man u wanna grill some hotdogs?
Chance: I got your hotdog swinging!!
Tommy: Your such a tool dude
Chance: I got your tool swigning!!
Tommy: Whatever, ask your girlfriend what she wants to eat
Chance: I got your girlfriend siwnging!!

by Da Persian July 25, 2006

Swinging

When one has done to much cocaine and ones jaw is swinging mad

John “Ay bill that Charlie’s boss lad me jaws proper swinging”
Bill “yeno tha brother”

by MilzyX 96 September 19, 2019

fuck me swinging

When a gay man is getting boned in a sling, he is getting fucked while swinging.

Man in gay sauna to man in sling: "Do you mind if I blow in your poop hole"
Man in sling: "Yeah dude, fuck me swinging!"

by corndog99 November 16, 2011