term made up by Phoneman to tell if a woman is well endowed and or firm. If she is wearing a sweater and you can tell the firmness, she is a sweater tester.
See USC Cheerleaders for visual definition.
Hey man you see Erin Andrews Sweater Testing last night on ESPN?? It was better than the game on. Shes the definition of a Sweater Tester
Hey man you see Erin Andrews Sweater Testing last night on ESPN?? It was better than the game on. Shes the definition of a Sweater Tester
by Phoneman12 March 16, 2010
Get the Sweater Testermug. by Jerry Sandusky III February 19, 2012
Get the Cack sweatermug. The act of power dating in search of the perfect 'fit'. Often initiated via online dating (a.k.a. database dating), Trying on Sweaters often involves long waits in line, multiple exchanges and buyers remorse. Sometimes you try on a sweater and everything seems fine, but then you realize that it doesn't quite fit. Even though the label said "Wash and Wear" it acted like it was dry clean only and after the spin cycle It became downright clingy.
Thanks to four active profiles on Match, OK Cupid, Timber and eHarmony she was Trying on Sweaters sometimes three or four times a day. Last night she didn't even want a sweater but it was on sale so she took it home anyway.
by Cyber Barbie April 2, 2015
Get the Trying on Sweatersmug. Abundance of pubic hair.
by Shercock September 21, 2014
Get the vagina sweatermug. by Kentucky Windage November 6, 2009
Get the sweater bagsmug. The metaphorical garment placed on the body when at the point of a night of drinking and searching for loose women the standards are lowered substantially.
Hey man, we aren't having anyluck picking up chicks tonight; lets put on the Dog Sweater and take home a few nasties.
by Jameeja June 25, 2009
Get the Dog Sweatermug. by HarryTBags January 19, 2011
Get the sweater scudsmug.