Lite Sweater

When one has the intention of getting some action and is trying to be discrete around his(her) date about scoring. The lite sweater refers to the act of 'getting some'.

Richard: "Dude, tonight I am going to put on a lite sweater."
Frank: "Is the weather permitting?"
Richard: "Yeah the weather is calling for a lite sweater."

by Frankiefist October 30, 2011

Sweater Meat

Extremely amazing looking boobs, specially under a sweater.

Josh: Hey bro have you seen Megan lately, she’s wearing that red sweater and makes her tits look so good!!

Steve: Now that’s what I call an amazing pair of Sweater Meat on her.

by joshwua915 March 30, 2022

whore sweater

When it's sweater weather and a girl is trying really hard to look sexy, so she cuts holes where her cleavage is.

Damnnnn! Did you see Elise wearing that whore sweater today! Her tits were popping out at me!

by mynameispineapplejoe October 12, 2016

sweater scuds

Large pointy breasts, resembling scud missiles

Look how far out those big tits are. Them's a couple of sweater scuds!

by HarryTBags January 19, 2011

Dog Sweater

The metaphorical garment placed on the body when at the point of a night of drinking and searching for loose women the standards are lowered substantially.

Hey man, we aren't having anyluck picking up chicks tonight; lets put on the Dog Sweater and take home a few nasties.

by Jameeja June 25, 2009

Cack sweater

1. An argyle sweater; usually worn with pride.

BRO: Dude, you have a glorious cack sweater!
DUDE: I know, aren't you jealous?
BRO: Fo' sho' nugga!

by Jerry Sandusky III February 19, 2012

Sweater Tester

term made up by Phoneman to tell if a woman is well endowed and or firm. If she is wearing a sweater and you can tell the firmness, she is a sweater tester.

See USC Cheerleaders for visual definition.

Hey man you see Erin Andrews Sweater Testing last night on ESPN?? It was better than the game on. Shes the definition of a Sweater Tester

by Phoneman12 March 16, 2010