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Sushi Gathering

When you and three homies hire a hooker with an unwashed yeast infection and see who can eat it the longest without yakking. Water breaks are allowed, winner gets a home style chicken sandwich combo from Jack in the Crack.
“Bro Seth’s bachelor party was fucked up, what was with the sushi gathering, and why did he nut himself 38.74 seconds in?”
by CaptainAttractin April 15, 2023
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Shediac Sushi

When you wrap your dong in seaweed, cover it in wasabi and roe, then have you lady nibble it off and finish you with felatio.
I was really horny last night, so I offered her some Shediac Sushi
by Turbo Dan September 25, 2019
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sushi smuggler

A girl who appears pristine but upon inspection turns out to be less than fresh.
She seemed so clean, but turned out to be a sushi smuggler.
by doucheplease April 19, 2010
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iphone sushi

The article produced when one inserts one's water-soaked iPhone into a box of white rice, desperately trying to resuscitate it by having the rice draw out the moisture.
"Dude, sorry I didn't text you -- I've got iPhone sushi here thanks to my wife washing my trou without checking the pockets."
by FitofPeak July 26, 2015
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Pussy Sushi

When the girls pussy you’re eating out is so fishy it tastes like sushi.
guy 1: Bro i was eating out this girl earlier and it was like a whole fish market. peee yew
guy2: aww man u had some of that pussy sushi
by urinebitch July 30, 2023
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sushi play

When you put a piece af sushi in her vagina(maybe a nice maguro) and try to use only your mouth to get it out in one piece.
Hey John how about sushi play tonight? Hell yeah, you know I’ll get that shit out in one piece Amy.
by Mach 1942 November 13, 2017
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Sushi confusion

Sushi confusion is when you go into a really nice sushi restaurant and the sushi chef cannot get your order correct. The chef keeps trying to give you the incorrect roll
Hey Bill this sushi place has major sushi confusion because they can never get my order correct. They keep bringing me the wrong roll
by Danz4x September 19, 2016
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