Blue screen

The evil FUCKIN thing that taunts every fuckin user of the windows system!!

NOOOOOOO the FUCKING blue screen of FUCKIN DEATH!!!!

by THE ALMIGHTY LUMP April 24, 2003

screen

to screen a call is to look at the caller ID of an incoming call and decide whether or not to answer it.
to have your call screened is similar to being side buttoned

mary: hey your phone's ringing who is it?
sven: (looks at phone) oh my gawd it's my cokehead ex.
mary: eeww you don't want to talk to him. screen that shit.
sven: yeah no kidding. (presses ignore) scrrrrrreenin that!

by burntsiena September 26, 2005

screeb

Originally a typo of the word 'screenshot' (typing 'screeb' by accident then pressing enter instead of backspace, again, by accident), 'screeb' is shorthand for a printscreen.

'Hey man, take a screeb and send it to me'

by Nay'os Kor October 19, 2008

main screen turn on

What you say when Windows starts up.

We Get Signal! (Welcome to Windows) Main Screen Turn On! (Crash)

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 28, 2003

Blue Screen of Death

A blue screen that pops up when using Windows.

I got a Blue Screen of Death, so I upgraded to XP. Now it restarts my PC for me!

by Jonathan July 12, 2004

screege

The tar like smeared remains left on the toilet bowl even after flushing several times. This is most notably the result of scrogglings.

I had to get the bowl brush and Tidy Bowl out to remove the screege from my toilet before my date showed up.

by scroghog September 12, 2005

blue screen of death

1.The most frustrating thing you will see in your entire computing experience.
2.An evil screen meant to torture you
3.What you see every 30 minutes if you run windows with even 1 bit of bad RAM
4.something that scares the crap out of new computer users

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGHHH!!!!!! it crashed on me!
why do i get the blue screen of death!
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

by darkmaster2004 July 16, 2008