stroking the magic dragon

A slur meaning an infuriated person is being touched and it causes both discomfort and pleasure

I woke my lover up by stroking the magic dragon and suddenly I was on the floor moaning in seconds for the dragon was awoken inside them

by TheDefinerUSA June 22, 2016

strassing

The process of making plain or old items nicer by adding crystals or bling to it.

Lola helped to jazz up my old Zara shoes by strassing them up with purple swarovzki crystals. Now I feel like I'm wearing Loubies!

by Terri July 11, 2017

Smosting

Summing up the entire conversations on someone's facebook post with the last few words.

I be smosting this so that it will end.

by msanthrope July 18, 2017

Scrouting

The action your body makes when it can't decide between screeching and shouting so it ends up doing both at the same time.

She started scrouting when the rival team started pulling ahead.

by Nelrynt March 7, 2018

Stroking Dick

When guys are asked about their conversation we call it Stroking Dick.

Hey were y’all hanging earlier ?
Nah we were just stroking Dick

by Wordmaker0 August 25, 2018

Stressting

When you are resting but stress kicks in as well.

Geezer, I was trying to rest and all of a sudden I started stressing too. I was proper stressting!!!

by 007Geezer September 30, 2018

stroffing

(adjective) to bend an erect penis, mid-section, until the internal blood bladder ruptures.

All is fun and games until you forget the safety word and your dominatrix stroffing causes one to blackout.

by Sick Jester November 6, 2018