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cat and dog stretch 

A full back stretch; you must bend over like you are taking it in the butt and go back and forth until it feels better (may take a while)
Megan's back really hurt after her workout so she did the cat and dog stretch and it suddenly felt amazing as if she got it in the butt.

two-lip stretch 

I tried to give her the ol' two-lip stretch, and I think I killed her.
two-lip stretch by The Benjanator December 19, 2009

donkey monkey stretch 

The act of sexual dominance during copulation by Rob towards Gwen; hey guys 'I donkey monkey stretched Gwen last night' (high fives all round)
I'm not sure what I did with Gwen and her head phones, but we sure as hell had a donkey monkey stretch!
donkey monkey stretch by Wezwez January 15, 2014

crotch stretch

1.a stretch of the crotch/groin area done by pulling one's bent leg up behind one's head in a sort of turned out scorpion
2.an evil, perverted, ploy by a certain ballet teacher to have a chance to stare at a dancer's crotch area
1."Dancers don't look in the mirror it's a crotch stretch."
crotch stretch by me April 13, 2003

PC Ligiment stretch 

Working yourself up to an semi erect state while forming a ring around the penis with the middle finger and thumb.
PC Ligiment stretch

"man im abit stiff i should stretch tonight before bed"

hangover stretch 

To stretch a lot of times do to the previous nights good get shitty.
Man I have stretched like 15 fucking times, i was wasted last night.
Dude i got the hangover stretches.
hangover stretch by C-MART October 1, 2005