County Training

Described as 'Shropshires little Auschwitz centres'; County Training is a center designed to hold the unemployed after they have had an undisclosed period of time claiming Job Seekers Allowance. All 'trainies' are held under a 'voluntary' contract in which they are required to perform tedious day to day tasks. These can range from searching www.direct.gov.uk for multiple hours, constant reading of local literature (a favourite being the Nazi publication, 'The Shropshire Star'), Forced labour (writing thousands of speculative letters to local businesses) and dealing with local employment officers, to prove you are not only looking for work, but are willing to do every task required, in order to sacrifice your life and soul to County Training.

'Your at County Training 30 hours a week, Monday to Friday. We promise to find you a job.'

'I've got an interview at 1'

'Well, you can't go because we don't know if your suitable for the job'

'But i've got an interview...'

'Well you can't go. Take a seat.'

by Venom_of_Oswestry May 13, 2009

Bae in training

Someone who is 2nd to "The Bae"

Bae in training is trying to make her/himself my number one.

by Paul Revere Walker June 11, 2014

Its like strapping my penis to a tornado!

When your in a crazy situation and everything mad, you can say "Well this is like strapping my penis to a tornado!"

You: wow this is awesome!

Me: its like strapping my penis to a tornado!

You: thats so true!

by SamLikesMelon September 14, 2012

Death stranding

A walking simulator that costs 60 dollars you would get more enjoyment out of burning 60 dollars

Hey let's go on a walk, nah I already have death stranding

by Félix Lengyel November 21, 2019

Staining Wood

Another word for anal sex. The process of staining your wood consists of a white male penetrating a butthole of his choosing and upon pulling out revealing a shit covered dick. Hence his wood has been stained.
Can be used as "stained wood" "staining my wood" or "wood staining"

"I spent all night staining wood"
"Me and my buddy spent all weekend staining wood with Stacy from accounting"

by Megatron81 July 6, 2014

Survivor Training

for some, a single act that prepares them for participating in the CBS reality show, Survivor. For others, it's a way of life; it's every action that they do, and they later justify it as training for Survivor game play. Done usually by those wishing to one day be on said reality show, however those with a deep passion for the show may participate in training as well. Can include actions such as: climbing, lying, manipulative actions, running, balencing, stealing, reward eating, flirting, backstabbing, swimming, lifting, throwing, tackling, ect.

If your friend randomly tells you multiple lies and then runs off to climb something, they may later explain to you that it was all done in the name of Survivor Training, in which case you should entirely understand and be encouraging.

by CJ215 July 27, 2010

Boyfriend in Training

A "Boyfriend in Training" is a guy that is being preped for being someone's boyfriend. Either he's not ready to be a decent boyfriend or she wants to hookup without the offical title of boyfriend & girlfiend and not look like a slut.

"Is she going out with Alex?"
"Nahh. He's just her boyfriend in training."

by Chloe April 2, 2004