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Masterbation Station

Somewhere you masterbait more than once and with more than one person
by lalalala432221234 November 19, 2011
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metro station

the best band ever created! mason is hottest and cutest and funniest.

Metro Station is a synthpop band from Hollywood, California, signed to Columbia/Red Ink Records1 and best known for their top-ten hit "Shake It". The band consists of four members, Mason Musso (vocals, guitar), Trace Cyrus (guitar, vocals), Blake Healy (keyboards, synthesizer), and Anthony Improgo (percussion).

Metro Station was started by Musso and Cyrus in 2006 after their mothers introduced them to each other on the set of Hannah Montana, since Musso's brother, Mitchel, and Cyrus's sister, Miley, are on Hannah Montana. Since they both shared musical interests, they decided to use it in the creation of a band. Shortly thereafter, Cyrus recruited Blake Healy from Synthetic Joy as a keyboardist and synthesizer, while Musso remained the lead vocalist and Cyrus the lead guitarist. The trio together recorded the demo track "Seventeen Forever", which they released on their MySpace Music website. The track gained the attention of percussionist Anthony Improgo, who was soon added as the band's drummer. Their popularity on MySpace Music grew, topping the MySpace Music Unsigned Band's charts. An intern in Columbia Records' Walking Eye program discovered the band while looking through the MySpace Music charts, and they were signed shortly thereafter.2

In the July 2007 issue of Alternative Press, an indie music magazine, Metro Station was listed as one of the "22 Best Underground Bands (That Likely Won't Stay Underground for Long)".3

trace is awsome too!

blake and ant are kinda to old but they still rock!!
omg metro station is gonna make the top twenty songs on mtv!
by mason musso July 5, 2008
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Ejaculation Station

I hope my date goes well tonight & we end up at the old ejaculation station!
by stxnthamix February 8, 2018
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J- station

A laptop primarily used for masturbation. Common among young males with no parental control, as well as no self control. A j-station user may just j-it front of friends and family
He was on his "J- station" all night then disappeared into the bathroom.
by B web December 27, 2009
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Relegation Station

Electric Vehicle charging stations.

Since electric vehicles take so long to charge, you are stuck in one place for hours while your life slowly passes you by, you have a few birthdays before it reaches 50%, and paleontologist began to study your remains.
I would LOVE to meet you for dinner, but I’ve been at this relegation station for two hours and won’t make the round trip if I leave now.

I wish that I had an ICE (internal combustion engine) car; I could’ve filled up with gas in two minutes, yet I’m chained to this Relegation Station.
by Super Newby January 27, 2018
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dong station

dong station (n.) Otherwise known as the mouth.
I told the mouthy bitch to shut her dong station.
by MidnightHeat December 4, 2016
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fornication station

when two people walk around and fornicate too much .It can also be said when two people walk around together and get caught
“I just caught luan and alex hoffman taking part in the fornication station
by cheekypspathiser October 2, 2023
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