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Masterbation Station

Somewhere you masterbait more than once and with more than one person
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metro station

the best band ever created! mason is hottest and cutest and funniest.

Metro Station is a synthpop band from Hollywood, California, signed to Columbia/Red Ink Records1 and best known for their top-ten hit "Shake It". The band consists of four members, Mason Musso (vocals, guitar), Trace Cyrus (guitar, vocals), Blake Healy (keyboards, synthesizer), and Anthony Improgo (percussion).

Metro Station was started by Musso and Cyrus in 2006 after their mothers introduced them to each other on the set of Hannah Montana, since Musso's brother, Mitchel, and Cyrus's sister, Miley, are on Hannah Montana. Since they both shared musical interests, they decided to use it in the creation of a band. Shortly thereafter, Cyrus recruited Blake Healy from Synthetic Joy as a keyboardist and synthesizer, while Musso remained the lead vocalist and Cyrus the lead guitarist. The trio together recorded the demo track "Seventeen Forever", which they released on their MySpace Music website. The track gained the attention of percussionist Anthony Improgo, who was soon added as the band's drummer. Their popularity on MySpace Music grew, topping the MySpace Music Unsigned Band's charts. An intern in Columbia Records' Walking Eye program discovered the band while looking through the MySpace Music charts, and they were signed shortly thereafter.2

In the July 2007 issue of Alternative Press, an indie music magazine, Metro Station was listed as one of the "22 Best Underground Bands (That Likely Won't Stay Underground for Long)".3

trace is awsome too!

blake and ant are kinda to old but they still rock!!
omg metro station is gonna make the top twenty songs on mtv!
by mason musso July 5, 2008
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J- station

A laptop primarily used for masturbation. Common among young males with no parental control, as well as no self control. A j-station user may just j-it front of friends and family
He was on his "J- station" all night then disappeared into the bathroom.
by B web December 27, 2009
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Baboon Station

When you reach Jamaica Station also known as Baboon Station.
T: Yo bro the next station is Jamaica Station! Hurry and chug your beer! We gotta transfer!

B: Do you mean Baboon Station? Yeah we're not going to survive. We. Are. White.
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dong station

dong station (n.) Otherwise known as the mouth.
I told the mouthy bitch to shut her dong station.
by MidnightHeat December 4, 2016
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griffin station

Former Group 935 facility on the moon, now radioactive dust where the Moon used to be.
Griffin station was destroyed because of Dr. Groph's lack of proper security measures
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Gateway Station

This SkyTrain station is sad and lonely. No one ever uses it. The only entrance to the station is on the north side of 108th Avenue, but there is an emergency exit on the south side, which for some reason has its gate unlocked all the time. Gateway to Hell.

What makes this station even more sad is that the surrounding area is like Yaletown but quiet and sad.
Have you heard of Gateway station? Me neither.
by WeedTree October 31, 2018
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