squishface

1. Name given to Captain Murphy's pet
2. Insulting name given to any jerk
3. A term of endurement given to friends

"Heeeeey, Squishface."
"Shut up, Squishface."
"Ahh, Squishface pooted again."

by Nathan Danger March 24, 2004

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Soggy Squirel

To find road kill, preferably but not necessarily a squirrel (it is more about the act than it being a squirrel) and then bring it home, urinate on it and insert it into the vagina of a sex partner during the act of intercourse.

"Jesus, Judy, stop the car!!! Look at the size of that dead squirrel at the on the side of the road!" "Oh my god Randy, my vagina is self lubricating at the thought of you pissing on it and inserting it into my hot, sopping hole. I think I am gonna come just thinking about getting that soggy squirel." "I'll put it in the trunk so that we can bring it home Judy."

by madmarkfromthetdot June 13, 2007

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Squishies

A term used for breasts, based on their soft and squishy character and their preferably larger size.

Lucy: "He's mine! Don't go showing him your squishies!

Jane: "It wasn't that I was showing them to him... they just showed themselves to him."

Lucy: "You tit goblin."

by Zax19 October 13, 2009

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SQUISH UP

The act of doing one finger push ups in two different vaginas at once.

Also can vary as a Dirty squish-up. (The act of squish-ups in 2 Butts)

Dude I had your mom and your sister over and we did 3 different sets if Squish-ups! Needless to say it got a little messy after the first set.

We got down and did 1 dirty squish up!

by Steve0son0820 February 27, 2008

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