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Squidward Torture Porn

A particularly bad episode of SpongeBob Squarepants where the character Squidward is the constant subject of pain and suffering - often in a tasteless manner.
Bro 1: "Dude, I got poop on my dick from doing anal with my girl."

Bro 2: "Damn that sucks on baby. Anyways, would you like to watch some SpongeBob."

Bro 1: "Sure as long as it's not a Squidward Torture Porn."
by reptilelegitfan November 1, 2025
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Squidward

a tortured soul that wants some fucking peace.

his music ass tho-
Squidward needs a break
by ( ´∀` ) abomination February 2, 2025
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Squidward Wins

A brutal deconstruction fanfiction where Squidward Tentacles finally gets the amazing life that he's always dreamed of by getting sweet revenge on the people who make every day of his life a living hell.
"Squidward Wins" is a favorite of many Squidward fans.
by Ubeenbamboozledson November 23, 2021
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Annoy Squidward Day

P1: hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey squidward.

P2: ok I’ll buy, what is it Spongebob?

P1: do you know what today is

P2: annoy Squidward day?

P1: No silly! That’s on the 15th!
by P-Star7 February 15, 2021
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Squidward

The most miserable person on the show SpongeBob SquarePants. He is an octopus with a BIG NOSE, Lives in a tiki or a moai 🗿. He plays a clarinet (pretty bad), loves to paint art and works as a cashier at the famous restaurant in the bikini bottomthe Krusty Krab
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Squidward
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by EMD F59PHI January 11, 2025
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Annoy Squidward day

P1: hey squidward, hey squidward, hey squidward

P2: ok I’ll buy, what is it spongbob?

P1: do you know what today is?

P2: Annoy squidward day?

P1: Haha! No silly! Thats on the 15th!
by P-Star7 February 15, 2021
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Squidward

PHAT DICKNOSED SQUID
Jeez, look at the size of that nose… That’s Squidward all right
by Squidward’s chosen one May 17, 2022
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