Splinting

Splinting is a sexual act (kink) which invol Shoving an object of same or more girth and more length the your penis.
Example of objects: tube of toothpaste,toothbrush, needle, pregnancy test,thermometer ext

My uncle caught me splinting last night

by Boofuss January 21, 2026

Splitting

Splooge + Shitting = Splitting

When you jerk off on the toilet and simultaneously push out a shit as you finish, resulting in a larger load of jizz.

I caught Elliot splitting in my bathroom when he said he just had a stomach ache.

by ohhhhhhhhhyeah$$$$$$ May 23, 2025

Splitting The Baby

It's like that...

Hym "It's LIKE splitting the baby but if instead of giving the baby to the woman who is upset about the baby getting cut in half... You INSTEAD... Just actually split the baby in half. That's a more apt analogy."

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025

Splicing

2 gay guys that have foreskin interlinked

Two men at the bar decided to hook up and began by splicing, one man opens up his foreskin revealing the head of the penis and the other guy then opens his foreskin to cover the head of the first guy then the first guy then covers the second guys foreskin with his own.

by FORTYSTINER July 29, 2025

coin slotting

A derogatory word for asians referring to their thin-coin-slot like eyes.

"you see that guy over there?"

"the one whose Coin slotting?"
"yeah the asian one"

by The incredibly offensive child March 11, 2016

Joe “Splitting” “etc” DiMarzo

An extremely homosexual, soulless individual of unknown species. Seems to be afraid of holy water and salt.

Joe “Splitting” “etc” DiMarzo is the living embodiment of an expired cheeto.

by Gongart42066621173869 September 8, 2018

Cam-splaining

Political candidates who must try to explain negative or questionable actions from their past.

It was a very short time before he had to stop campaigning and start
CAM-SPLAINING the unacceptable things done in years past.

by Major Thomas Randle February 6, 2019