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Kentucky Splatter

When using a toilet whether public or personal and lifting up the toilet seat to find shit splatter on the bottom of the toilet seat. This fecal splatter being clearly visible to the user upon lifting the seat to piss.

Defecation upon such a violent degree that it rebounds and splatters onto the bottom of the toilet seat. More often found in places in close proximity to a Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Dude, I went over to Emma's house and shes got kentucky splatter all over her toilet, damn I didn't know she was capable of a violent shit like that
by MexicanBoi13 April 17, 2023
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splatter patty

Her: what’s that on your wall? By the bed?
Me: I jerked off and let the jizz dry on the wall for fun,

Her-that’s what I like to call freaking disgusting!
Me: ha that is what I like to call a splatter patty yo!
by Justin sideme September 20, 2023
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clock splatter

A clock that Is a fucking asshole fuck you how did you even find this
A clock splatter isn't even a thing you dumbass hillbilly fucking asshole bitch cunt.
by BigDickMotherFucker69420 January 9, 2022
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Anal splatter

It's where your anus splatter/bursts open
Me- oh no I went to hard her anal splatter her-(dead)
by Elijah's gay as fuck January 21, 2022
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Edible Donkey Splatter

A heaping glob of donkey shit.
"Go eat a glob of edible donkey splatter"
by Skizoo May 24, 2022
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Vagina splatter

When ya bangin pals ma so hard her pussy explodes and it gets on the ceiling!
I tapped pals mom so fuckin hard her pussy splattered all over the walls

Vagina splatter
by Pal March 23, 2022
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paint splatter

when you cum in the palm of your hand and splatter it on a woman’s face like it’s paint and she is a canvas
by blake cloudzy_on_1ping April 19, 2022
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