A fecal foreplay game that involves the act of pooping into another persons anus; preferably of a solid nature. The goal is to pass the poo as many times possible without letting it slip out and hit the ground.
I met this girl on craigslist who had a serious poop fetish. We played a few games of Sphincter Shit Swap before getting into grimy, unprotected anal sex. I beat her 12-5.
by TheFourthHouse December 15, 2012
When one is lying on their side, being penetrated anally, it's the squirming and moving about that one does to remove the inserted penis or object before defecation.
I was really getting it in and she started doing the sphincter square dance so I knew it was coming to an abrupt end.
by FletchRFletcher November 19, 2014
Person 1: In today's work meeting, we are going to talk about butts, farts, and ... sphincters
Person 2: Eww, that's totally unprofessional
Person 2: Eww, that's totally unprofessional
by what do i care 125 August 25, 2022
Placing a finger up your girlfriend or lovers anus with a view to getting her to reciprocate the action without having to say "Will you finger me hoop?"
by thewexfordlad April 01, 2007
1. Male or Female, an obease, nasty barnicle infested creature with ugly hair and unforseen features.
2. A fat nasty person.
3. A person with crusty skin leasions or dirty skin
2. A fat nasty person.
3. A person with crusty skin leasions or dirty skin
by The Nugget August 31, 2006
A particular breed of snake that dwells in the household bath or shower. whilst the bath or shower is in use the snake recoils back into the drain, and if you are unlucky, will spring out of the drain and sink its fangs right in your sphincter.
as a person is going for a shower "watch out for the sphincter snake."
after having been bit "AH! THE SPHINCTER SNAKE BIT ME!"
after having been bit "AH! THE SPHINCTER SNAKE BIT ME!"
by Sparkyyyyyy August 09, 2005
Chill out, relax, get back to your natural -- hopefully more peaceful -- state. Also, stop talking out of your ass. Generally said at news room photodesks
John: Oh shit, god damn, Newt Gingrich or Rick Santorum is about to become the next president of the United States!!?!
Sam: Reset your sphincter, dude, Barack Obama's gonna win easy.
Sam: Reset your sphincter, dude, Barack Obama's gonna win easy.
by Broccoli Robinson January 30, 2012