Shincedent

An unfortunate, ghastly incedent involving shit of some kind. Could be merely crapping one's pants. Up to and including unfavorable shit conditions of any kind.

"Holy crap, I just had the worst shincedent this morning! I had to EMERGENCY shit in a gas station bathroom so hard that it back-splashed up onto my shirt and I didn't notice. I actually proceded on to work and wondered what vile smell was following me around before my hot coworker informed me I was shit-stained!!!"

by J.R.P. September 18, 2006

Sphinctified

The act of or having back end trots, diarrhea or being able to s*!* through a screen door.

Man, that Mexican food made me sphinctified!

by Stinky Cheese24 November 18, 2011

sphinkter

the fictional 80's band as portrayed by the Backstreet Boys in their music video for the song "Just Want You To Know"

medical terminology defines the group of muscles near the central anus as something quite different than it is to the american youth these days. Today we will document the addiction to this anatomically correct heavy metal band
SPHINKTER!!!

by BSBfan87 September 14, 2005

sphincter infantry

the pubic hair that is around ones asshole

Damnit it hurts to pluck sphincter infantry!!

by JohncashwithanAK September 10, 2005

Shinted

To make one unable to function (think,move,act,etc.) by his/herself; To be unable to perform a task because of someone else.

Greasy greedy fat bastards have Shinted our generation.

by C.Delusion March 30, 2011

sphincterbater

A sphincterbater although sometimes female, is usually a male of homosexual preferences that gets a feeling of exctasy out of fingering their own anus.

MrPhat was caught by his mother sphincterbating the other night.

by ZEN 1 March 1, 2005

sphincter blink

An involuntary response to an action or stimulus.

I do a sphincter blink every time I hear a car backfire.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002