red sox 

A really shitty baseball team that won a world series then all the fags from Boston cheered like crazy. They are almost as shitty as the yankees but not quite. The angels kick their ass everytime they play them. Fuck boston. They cant even say car right

Person1: hey my favorite team is the red sox
Person2: You suck

red sox by YANKEES SUCK August 24, 2006

Red_Sox_Fan 

In all of sports history, no team has caused their fans to suffer more. Just when they think they have momentum after winning two games at home, down 3-2, they drop trou in the house that RUTH built.

Everyear for the past 86.

Red_Sox_Fan by A fan of Ruth October 19, 2004

Red Sox 

A team that seriously needs a reality check and a flea bath, One becuase tehy r so gross and digustiong and 2 they think they r all tough and macho and on top bcuz of ONE WIN IN 86 YEARS. Oh, you no who needs a HUGE flea bath, JOhnnu Damon.. a guy who looks so much like a barabrian that scientist should test him to see if hes from teh stone age.

EX 1: After 86 years, the Red sox won, now tehy think they r the best. Ya well wuts your excuse this year? hmm uhh well.. OH! Sux fans, r u guys gonna balme is on ANOTHER INJURED PLAYER? or suck it up, be a manly team, and ADMIT U SUCK! NO DO UR FANS disgusting bunch of freakin saps!

Red Sox by yankeesrock March 31, 2005

red sox 

noun:
(a) a baseball team in boston that has the ugliest looking bunch of guys since johnny damon left
(b) a baseball team that resides in the ugliest base ball park
(c) a baseball team whose fans are over-sensitive and only have one happy memory (2004)
(d) a baseball team who will face the revenge of the yankees in the 2007 mlb playoffs
(e) a team whose mascot is the only good thing about the franchise (let's face it...the wally guy is pretty cool)

The Yankees will beat the Red Sox in 2007. When that happens, it would be good to see the world revert to the natural state of things.

red sox by stupid new grad October 9, 2007

Red Sox 

Boston's version of the World Trade Center. The only difference is that it collapses EVERY September, instead of just in 2001.

The Democrats have selected Boston, Massachusetts, as the sight of their 2004 Democratic Convention. The convention will be held in September. This way the Red Sox and the Democrats can face mathematical elimination together.

Red Sox by Anonymous August 20, 2003

Red Sox 

It is the worst team in the entire baseball league. Especially compared to the Yankees

The Red Sox are soo bad

Red Sox by jajacoro12 September 30, 2019

bosten red sox 

When a women shoves a white sock up her vagina during her menstral cycle to stop her bleeding.

I was out of tampons so I bosten red soxsed it till I got home.

bosten red sox by s1m October 24, 2013