dos sombreros

two hats in spanish

Kelli and kelly- UNO SOMBRERO!

Kelly- look now hes wearing 2 hats!

Kelly- DOS SOMBREROS!

Kelli- DOS SOMBREROS!

by redskinbowler211 June 22, 2009

Onion Sombrero

The onion sombrero is a condom made of finely sliced onion peels.

People generally use these types of condoms to remove stank odours from different orifices or as a kinky way to do the nasty.

It is apparently very popular in Eastern European countries where normal condoms are considered too expensive.

"Either stop your wimpering or I'm going to do you with the onion sombrero!"

"Hey man, she so dirty, she like the onion sombrero"

"Hey I got Jasdouche to take the onion sombrero up his anus last night. I sure cleaned that place up!"

by JasminLikesDouches July 29, 2009

blue sombrero

Lame corporate marketing campaign that is disguised as viral or hip.

Get Johnstone to do the blue sombrero for the Watkins account.

Check this out... somebody blue sombrero'd the shit out of Urban Dictionary.

by yodeler February 22, 2013

Sombreros

(n.) Plural - Large nipples, both in total nipple area as well as nipple protrusion.

1. "You see how big Chlesea's tates are?"

"Yeah bro, but she's definitely got some sombreros."

2. "I couldn't believe how big her nipples were. Sombreros city."

by Axilla The Horse January 23, 2013

someshit

Some kind of shit

She was always complaining about her past relationships or someshit.

by BillyB2112 July 26, 2011

dusty sombrero

An outdoor maneuver. When a couple is getting it on doggy style the guy blows his load onto her ass (sombrero) and then throws dirt on it.

On our last camping trip the old lady and I were doing it doggy style and I gave her a "dusty sombrero"!

by johdan March 20, 2008

Chocolate Sombrero

When a person shits while riding a chindo, leaving the shit in the shape of a sombrero

After making love for an hour, she handed me the chindo and told me she wanted to give me a chocolate sombrero.

by TIT0 April 18, 2014