sock it to the nuts

The act of sliding your penis in a girl's vagina until your testicles touch her pubic region. Completely covering your penis. Much like pulling a sock over one's foot.
Yeah that girl I took home last night let me sock it to the nuts.
by Ghost Face Scribbla November 04, 2007
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sock kink

Having a sock kink is being sexually aroused by a something that has to do with a sock or socks.
“can i lick your sock?”
no, you horny mf with a sock kink”
by 4nn4. August 27, 2021
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bonus sock

When wahing clothes, the extra mateless sock you did not own before that somehow seeps its way into your laundry.
"Do you do your laundry at the washaus? You should, I got three bonus socks the last time I went!"
by SpeedyBee244 May 27, 2007
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Lock in a sock

Also known as a "Slock". A lethal and very crude weapon of true desperation, often times used by convicts in prison. The lock in a sock is a blunt trauma weapon that inflicts bruises and broken bones to its victims. It's known for its ability to kill or severely injure in a single blow.

Lock in a sock is a generalized term, as in reality convicts load socks not only with combination padlocks, but also other heavy items such as large batteries, bars of soap, fruit, rocks, or even toilet paper mache balls. Basically if it is blunt, heavy, or dense, it can be dropped inside of a sock and used as a weapon. While large batteries, large rocks, and locks loaded into a sock can be lethal; often times prisoners use soap or fruit not to kill, but to send a message as they are less than lethal.

Slocks are known for their stopping power and in the hands of a skilled combatant, a very deadly weapon. On the street slocks are often used in conjunction with bandanas and common among biker gangs.

They are also used in the ghetto by poor people or carried as a defense weapon. Locks and bandanas can be taken apart immediately before frisked by police allowing the weapon to remain undetected and then reassembled afterward.
In some states in America, possession of a Slock is classified as a deadly weapon. They fall under the classification of "Slungshot".
Yo he just got knocked tf out by a Lock in a sock!

Sh*ts about to go down bruh, grab You a lock in a sock!
by BigPeterLilNuts May 20, 2019
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sock gnomes

Sock gnomes are mythical creatures that pilfer socks. The loss of which only becomes aparent at the exact instant that one really really needs to find them. Sock gnomes are related to the underpants gnomes. The archenemy of the sock gnomes is the sock goblins
Ahhh damnit! I can find any matching pairs of socks... the bloody sock gnomes have been at it again
by Grant McDonald February 02, 2004
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sock monster

Found in (or around) washing machines and tumble driers
Thought to be genetically modified , highley evolved organism. Although never actually sighted evidence points to its habits and breediung cycle. A voracious predator the sock monster preys on single socks always leaving behind one of the pair it has captured. Mystery surrounds this behaviour although zoologists surmise this may be an instinctual mechanism for long term survival. Able to cross great distances at speed and unseen there is almost no known method of defense.

Currently there is a research program to capture one and study its life cycle to provide some relief. The only known fact is sock monster numbers are proportional the number of people in residence at one location.
1 person = 1 monster, rare sock predation, victim is able to carry on normal life
2 persons = 2 monsters, infreqent predation
3 persons = 3 monsters, increased predation, victims are rarely able to find socks
4 persons = 4 monsters, forget it , no known cure, no socks at all for anyone
by binsurfer December 11, 2003
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cum socks

A 'special' sock that is used for 'mopping up' following a 'five knuckle shuffle'. Such footwear have the unusual characteristics of being able to stand upright after repeated use.

Used extensivley by males aged 11 upwards.
Time to go to the launderette: my cum socks aren't mopping up anymore.
by The Cap'n June 03, 2004
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