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snow crab

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A person that dislikes winter so much that they are constantly in a grumpy mood throughout the entire season. During the cold winter months they have a lack of patience and are very irritable, especially on a day with lots of snow. During the other seasons they are jolly people, but the cold brings out their inner crab for months at a time.
John: "I came home from Christmas shopping and started showing some of the stuff I bought to Dave. He snapped at me and was really mean for no reason"

Joe: "Dave always get like this during the winter when it's all cold and snowy. He is a real snow crab"
by John Jee September 1, 2013
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Snow Moon

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1) February's full moon, named by Native American tribes for the month's heavy snowfall;
2) a delicious indica marijuana strain with a snowy appearance and forest berries flavor;
2) a very sad song by ADONXS about his manipulative ex.
Person 1: Did you watch the Snow Moon last night?
Person 2: Ain't nobody got time for that.
by read poetry and have seks January 17, 2023
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snow bridge

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When one does a line of cocaine off of an erect penis.
Hey bro! I'm at full staff right now. Put some of that blow on my dick and do a snow bridge!
by hawk4513 December 8, 2015
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Chocolate Snow Kiss

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This is a 3-part maneuver beginning with the act of blowing one's load into another's butt hole. The pitcher then swiftly dives down to suck their chum back out of the catcher's anus before spinning him around and spitting it back into his mouth.
Little Biebs really thought he was getting it bad from Big Wayne until Wayne gave him a chocolate snow kiss. Biebs instantly regretted eating street tacos earlier that day.
by Savage Glen May 1, 2017
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Who's Now

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"Who's Now" was a daily series aired during SportsCenter throughout July 2007, in which viewers helped ESPN determine the ultimate sports star by considering both on-field success and off-field buzz. That's from Wikipedia and they have to be impartial. If you were to ask any sports fan, they would tell you that the series is one of the most patently contrived, idiotic nonsense to ever hit the airwaves. Most people instantly change the channel - to absolutely anything - when the theme music for the segment begins.
"Who's Now is so artificial, from concept to execution, that watching it is like chewing Styrofoam." - Newsweek
by Trendon August 6, 2007
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snow blown

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The act of being blown immediately after your girl has had ice in her mouth.
Dude, I got snow blown last night at that party.
by BUGno August 11, 2010
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