snarf your turtle

1. An insult (originally: turtle snarfer) that somehow got turned into a sexual innuendo to go down on a girl...

1. Girl named Christie: "You fucking turtle snarfer..."
Boy named Mark: "I'll snarf your turtle..."
Christie: "Oh holla!"
Mark: "Oh holla!"

by cfine! :o) April 27, 2006

splargal snarf

A replacement for many words you would get in trouble for saying. Such as, when talking to your girlfriend and getting angered. shout SPLARGAL SNARF! in place of "YOU FUCKING WHORE I HOPE YOU DIE IN A HORRIABLE TRIAN WRECK!" and she will be utterly confused.

My girlsfriend has been a fucking splargal snarf latly. I hope she shes.

by TJ January 30, 2005

sniff n snarf

to place a hot dog in a vagina or rectum and allow the family dog or a freinds dog to nibble at the exposed treat

while camping my freinds dog was annoying me so I decided to place a hot dog up my turd cutter, and allow him to eat it. the resulting sound was sniff...sniff... snarff...snarff hence when I was asked what all the laughter was all I could say was sniff n snarf

by piss weak January 16, 2008

snarf my nards

The act of sucking testicles.

Command. Snarf being the verb.

Hey baby, wanna snarf my nards?

by IT Guy SMC January 22, 2009

snarfed the barf

to inhale from a bong excessively and cause the bong water to enter your mouth

Dude, James almost threw up after he snarfed the barf.

by Davis DeLo May 13, 2005

Snarfed

The act of an ass to vacuum up a fabric.

That fat bitchs ass dun snarfed up her thong. She needs new undies.

by Snarfedherupthebutt69 June 21, 2018

Snarf

1 (verb): When one laughs while they are drinking and the drink comes out of their nose.

2 (verb): To consume something quickly.

3 (noun): A reptile-cat species from Thundercats (1985 & 2011).

1: Orville told me joke while I was drinking my water and it made me snarf.

2: Ellis snarfed up their meal greedily.

3: I was watching Thundercats and I saw those cute little Snarfs!

by dissect April 21, 2021