1. An insult (originally: turtle snarfer) that somehow got turned into a sexual innuendo to go down on a girl...
1. Girl named Christie: "You fucking turtle snarfer..."
Boy named Mark: "I'll snarf your turtle..."
Christie: "Oh holla!"
Mark: "Oh holla!"
Boy named Mark: "I'll snarf your turtle..."
Christie: "Oh holla!"
Mark: "Oh holla!"
by cfine! :o) April 27, 2006
Get the snarf your turtle mug.A replacement for many words you would get in trouble for saying. Such as, when talking to your girlfriend and getting angered. shout SPLARGAL SNARF! in place of "YOU FUCKING WHORE I HOPE YOU DIE IN A HORRIABLE TRIAN WRECK!" and she will be utterly confused.
by TJ January 30, 2005
Get the splargal snarf mug.to place a hot dog in a vagina or rectum and allow the family dog or a freinds dog to nibble at the exposed treat
while camping my freinds dog was annoying me so I decided to place a hot dog up my turd cutter, and allow him to eat it. the resulting sound was sniff...sniff... snarff...snarff hence when I was asked what all the laughter was all I could say was sniff n snarf
by piss weak January 16, 2008
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Get the Snarfed mug.1 (verb): When one laughs while they are drinking and the drink comes out of their nose.
2 (verb): To consume something quickly.
3 (noun): A reptile-cat species from Thundercats (1985 & 2011).
2 (verb): To consume something quickly.
3 (noun): A reptile-cat species from Thundercats (1985 & 2011).
1: Orville told me joke while I was drinking my water and it made me snarf.
2: Ellis snarfed up their meal greedily.
3: I was watching Thundercats and I saw those cute little Snarfs!
2: Ellis snarfed up their meal greedily.
3: I was watching Thundercats and I saw those cute little Snarfs!
by dissect April 21, 2021
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