when a man cuts his perineum longways to resemble a vagina for the purpose of sexual intercourse, mainly with a MAN!
"then he punched me to the floor, took my trousers off, splayed my legs forcefully and took out a knife and gave me a san fransisco slot machine ill never forget"
by Tim2345 October 3, 2006
Get the San fransisco slot machinemug. This is a song about a soda can 🥤dating simulator. It is a good bop listen to it. It’s called Vending Machine of Love
So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love and get the fizzy little minx that you’ve been dreaming of
If your cursed with the thirst of a lonely man
You can get your juices flowing with some only cans
Every glamorous can has a heart to fill
So i hope that you can handle 330mil
So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love
If your cursed with the thirst of a lonely man
You can get your juices flowing with some only cans
Every glamorous can has a heart to fill
So i hope that you can handle 330mil
So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love
by Dreamsmpurbandict June 19, 2022
Get the So slot you pennies in the vending machine of lovemug. 
by Dr. Punk Princess August 18, 2024
Get the Nut Slottingmug. by JTram April 30, 2013
Get the Cosmic Slotmug. by WordsNStuff February 6, 2015
Get the Slotted Locketmug. 