Glass Slipper Dick

When you find that dick that just fits so well that it damn near brings you to tears.

Girl, I can’t quit him. He got that glass slipper dick.

by danijms March 25, 2019

Alaskan Ballet Slipper

When a pussy has giant lips to help keep itself warm

I fucked her last night, she totally has an Alaskan ballet slipper

by farmersonly February 11, 2017

Ruby Slipper

vodka and ruby red grapefruit huice

Man them Ruby Slippers sure are going down good tonight!

by Drgizmo June 14, 2016

San Francisco slippers

derogatory term for kneepads

Before you start laying that tile in the kitchen, put on your San Francisco slippers so you don't hurt your knees.

by cspri May 31, 2006

juicy dick slipper

A very recently used condom.

"I saw some people walk out of my room at the party last night. So I went in to make sure nothing was stolen and BAM! Right there in the middle if the floor...a juicy dick slipper!

by rat_prince May 30, 2014

getting the glass slipper

When four people get together they take turns stuffing the neck of a glass bottle in their anus. Three people try to insert the neck of the bottle one at a time, while the fourth person runs full speed and kicks the legs out from under the person holding the bottle, so they fall on the bottle pushing it further into the anus. The person who has the best fit (the one that goes in the furthest) is the one that gets the glass slipper

We played the new game at Bobby's house it's called getting the glass slipper.

by Theslippyone November 18, 2017

Ruby slipper moment

When you come too in a momemtary state of being completely pissed off your nut, and wake up underneath a hideous skank bitch with teeth like a gutter snipe and shes ridding the shit out of your half limp dick trying to milk you for some baby batter.
You start clapping your heels together like Dorothy off the wizard of oz while yelling theres no place like home.

Guy- huh..hey wtf…argh
Skank- uh uh uh

( Slap slap slap )
Guy – theres no place like home …theres no place like home….fuck I wish I had some ruby slippers right now
Guy to his mate- wicked party last night but a had a ruby slipper moment late in the night.

by dirtychevy May 15, 2016