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Slaughterhouse-Five

A book by Kurt Vonnegut where this guy named Billy Pilgrim gets absolutely shit on during World War 1, the '60s, and the future all at the same time. During World War 1 Billy over here pissed off this guy named Roland Weary who died on his way to some concentration camps but Roland over here wanted blood so he got this guy named Paul Lazarro to fry his ass. Lazarro does it but he takes his sweet ass time doing it, finally getting around to it in the '70s. In the '60s Billy lives as an optometrist who has a huge wife. Like TLC My 600 Pound Life level weight on that person. She also had the IQ of a lukewarm potato. She got in a car accident on her way to meet Billy in the hospital and her muffler fell off and she died of carbon monoxide poisoning in the parking lot. What a dumbass. In the future, Billy gets abducted by aliens. They aren't the Aliens type of aliens and instead of forcing Billy to give the most aggressive blowjob ever, they hook him up. This Montana Wildhack that they have for him must be some repayment for his fatass wife because she was fine. One thing leads to another and they fuck. The creepy-ass, spider fucked a plunger-looking Tralfamadorians decided to enjoy the show. Then some other shit happens and then Billy dies. So it goes.
Billy Pilgrim got absolutely shit on in Slaughterhouse-Five
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Saught

Saught is an extraordinary ship. Through all the storms at sea it has manage to continue sailing. It is quite the most beautiful ship that has ever been known to mankind. Some even find themselves crating on their knees at Saughts glory.
SAUGHT IS LOVE, SOUGHT IS LIFE! OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP!!!!!!!
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shaughty

Shaughty is yet another variation of the original word "shorty" which refers to a 'fine female'. This word was popularized due to the rap culture. Other word variations for this include: shordy, shawrdee, shawty and now shaughty.
Hey jashie! that girl i've been talking to got so fucking kinky in bed I was giga surprised. Shaughty getting a lil naugthy!
by TRUE_YELLOWTEA_KING May 28, 2021
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slaughtery

Slaughtery needs no explanation.
by Derrick Kingston July 16, 2008
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Slaughterhouse-Five

The most God awful book ever written and reccomend taking acid before reading to understand it.
Tralfamadorian from Slaughterhouse-Five; What the hell even is this?
by tgictf December 15, 2011
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sleughter

A sleughter is the biggest slut ever and does nothing but fuck every body and every thing
she is such a sleughter
by Clarissa Bailey March 27, 2007
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Slaugh

A mixture between smiling and laughing
I told Richard this joke yesterday, he was slaughing his ass off!
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