Gentlemen's Slaughter

The awkward pause after someone has made an extremely bad pun and no-one laughs.

Friend 1: 'Dude, did you see me and (insert girls name) last night? We were hitting it off like waves on a beach!'

*Awkward Pause*

Friend 2: "GENTLEMEN'S SLAUGHTER!"

by Monoclops October 26, 2011

I will slaughter, screw the dialogue

One of the best lines in "Undertale the Musical" by LHUGHNEY.

I've got no patience, got no resolve. I will slaughter, screw the dialogue.

by Terraria_OOF January 5, 2021

Slag Monkey

1) A person obsessed with metal work involving welding and torch cutting.

2) A person who likes to chip hot slag off fresh welds with no face shield.

Did you see that amorphous, strange, bat sculpture Ted was welding? That slag monkey wasn't even waiting for his welds to cool before chipping off the slag, I think he has second degree burns on his face and I swear a piece of slag flew up his nose.

by Thrax Secutores September 25, 2011

slag

A promotional offer abuser. Someone who takes advantage of a pricing error or finds away to take advantage of an offer multiple times.

'We put an offer out on the website but all the slags came in to take advantage'
'Close that customer's account. He is just a slag.'

by Big Davie 2 July 13, 2018

Slag (Teenage girl)

A teen girl who shags boys from either year 7, 8, 9, 10 or 11

Jimmy: Bro did you know Alysha is a fat slag who takes dick every day
Jack: Every teen girl is pal

Slag (Teenage girl)

by Penislapper June 16, 2023

Camoflauge Slag

A word that is used to describe a girl/woman that uses way too much makeup to look attractive, but without makeup is ugly as fuck.

Created by Tom and Jake to describe 90% of girls.

Boy 1 "Oi fam that girl's piff!"
Boy 2 "Nahh fam she's a Camoflauge Slag"

by Tom&Jake97 December 14, 2013

proper slag

Not just a normal slag willing to sleep with any old John, dick and Harry. A 'proper' slag exudes an air of utter filthiness when viewed from a distance. When up close and personal she'll service your every need : swallowing and anal is guaranteed. When you see one you know it, nuff said.

Never mind your slag, that over there is a proper slag - I'm gonna rag the Fuck out of that one.

by janitor2010 August 24, 2016