She acts like a ho but all the guys still say no
For a big slut she got a tiny butt
She thinks shes funny acting like a house bunny
She think shes so cute acting like a cat , but everyoe know she looks like a ugly ass rat!
She always trying to act like me, but too bad you have bad backne!
(pause cold feet)
You are obssesed with shrooms go cry in your room.
All you can do is dance, but all you REALLY want is a schlong in your pants!!
You take credit for all my shit, but you have one bigger tit!
You think smoking weed will make you cool, but really your the most hated girl in school
Putting your hand up by your boobs,only makes you look like a bigger noob.
Now that you lost all your so called 'friends', who are you going to flash your rear end?
Walking around in your square little skirt, why don't you put on a conservative shirt?
WEARING AN A WHEN YOUR A B MAKES EVERYONE YOUR ENEMY.
For a big slut she got a tiny butt
She thinks shes funny acting like a house bunny
She think shes so cute acting like a cat , but everyoe know she looks like a ugly ass rat!
She always trying to act like me, but too bad you have bad backne!
(pause cold feet)
You are obssesed with shrooms go cry in your room.
All you can do is dance, but all you REALLY want is a schlong in your pants!!
You take credit for all my shit, but you have one bigger tit!
You think smoking weed will make you cool, but really your the most hated girl in school
Putting your hand up by your boobs,only makes you look like a bigger noob.
Now that you lost all your so called 'friends', who are you going to flash your rear end?
Walking around in your square little skirt, why don't you put on a conservative shirt?
WEARING AN A WHEN YOUR A B MAKES EVERYONE YOUR ENEMY.
by hurmuphagous May 29, 2011
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Guy A: Does it work?
Guy B: Oh yea.
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Guy A: Does it work?
Guy B: Oh yea.
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Hey! what did you do last night?
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