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SimulText

getting one or more person to text the same person the same thing at the same time, leaving them very confused with a potentially frozen-up phone
"We Simultexted him. Everyone sent the message, 'Heyy Sexy ;D' at the same time. He was really confused. We succeeded."
by Mikayla S. March 29, 2010
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Al-Queda flight simulator

The simulation of crashing an airplane into a big tower.
I passed the Al-Queda flight simulator so now I can go suicide bombing! :D
by Ghaldor13 July 20, 2010
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Flight Simulator

the person that suction cups a GPS, radar/laser detector, satellite radio receiver, toll road puck, post-it note holder and hands-free mobile holder to the windshield of their compact car leaving a whopping 5"x7" of viewing area
Charlie: Wow, that guy is a multi-tasker, but he's a cup of coffee from being distracted while driving.

Ted: No, he's OK, he's a flight simulator.
by Kostasots July 27, 2010
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Hand Simulator

God, I fucking hate this piece of shit game. Streamers and youtubers play it so they can get incredibly angry in front of their audience, which of course gets them tons of views. The entire game controls like Superman 64 and fills anyone who plays it with pure, unhindered rage. The developers of this "game" belong in the pits of hell along with the worst people Earth has ever seen
"Have you ever played Hand Simulator?"
"Yeah, and I fucking hated it. And I hate you for bringing it up."
by Generic Asshole no. 5402 August 3, 2020
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Euro Truck Simulator 2

Euro Truck Simulator 2 (ETS2) also known as the most badass 9,11 simulator there is.
If you ever played the single-player, then you should deffinetly try the free multiplayer.
road rage and accidents #TotalyOnPurpose is so fun to look at and cause.
Do not try Multiplayer unless you have more than 50 mil, you will be broke after less than 30mins.
#CarCrash

"driving down a road peacefull, 200KMH."
"Random dude appears from behind, 250KMH."
"the random dude tries to scare me by going close to me."
"I make a hard turn and go off the road like a bullet # 100% damaged."
by Mythical_1 May 23, 2017
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be dead forever simulator

you are in a simulation. you are dead forever. you can only see light. and 50 idiots.
"oh man im stuck in be dead forever simulator!"
by Rocket sex February 19, 2021
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Scuffed Bhop Simulator

A phrase used to describe a hidden gem of a game, just like the game the phrase came from.
Person 1: Did you see the new Scuffed Bhop Simulator of a game called Amog Sus?
Person 2: Yeah! It's one of my favorite games of all times.
by Jonie Spoonge March 8, 2021
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