shitting sidways

When your shit comes out sideways causing considerable pain and anal tearage.

Certificatologist: HOLY FUCK! This piece of shit is COMING OUT SIDEWAYS! I'm shitting sidways!

Midget: Ouch...

by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006

sideways talking

Sideways Talking: is when a person talks about someone to someone else in the presence of the person. The Sideways Talking is a indirect (passive aggressive) form of communication. The Sideways Talker's oblective is to have thier target to hear and react. Once the target reacts the Sideways Talker plays the victim and acts as though the target has issues

Sideways Talking to another person: I can't stand people who wear orange! It makes them look ugly. You are 10 feet away and are wearing orange

by KnowledgeIsPower1 June 30, 2017

raining sideways

When shit is just overly crazy and uncontrolled.

Daquan, these bitches be getting white girl wasted up in that bitch, shit is raining sideways.

by MFXtreme August 29, 2014

sidewalk rage

the on-foot version of road rage; intense anger felt towards others who are either oblivious or just plain rude to their fellow sidewalkers.

I can't even walk down Michigan Ave. anymore without getting sidewalk rage thanks to all the tourists stopping every ten seconds to take photos and look at their maps. Uh, hello?! There ARE other people around you trying to get somewhere!
(clinches fists and curses under breath)

by madison7 June 3, 2007

Sidewalk Smiley

The act of making someone bite the curb and then stomping on their head to break out their teeth and probably break their jaw.

American History X
Rent it. Watch it. Steal it.
(There's a sidewalk smiley in it.)

by Tommy Tough Nuts November 8, 2007

Sidewalk Chicken

Unlike the moronic definition above, sidewalk chicken is when you and a stranger are walking in the same path toward one another on a pedestrian walk way and you both refuse to move out of the way. Therein becoming a game of chicken to see which person will move out of the way. The person moving out of the way is seen as the less dominant of the two the minds of those who would rather crash into the other person and have a physical show down than move out of the way.

Usually accompanied by mean mugging (see also mad mugging)

People in power suits in downtown Chicago fucking love to play sidewalk chicken. They were born with a silver spoon in their mouth and have never been in a fight in their life but coke makes you feel hard, nigga.

I was playing sidewalk chicken with this bro on the sidewalk. We both stared at each other mad hard.

by pseudonymnonominon July 29, 2016

sidewalk sissy

a term used to demean fellow truck drivers or a way to call them a fag

swift get the fuck over you sidewalk sissy

by james 37601 January 2, 2009