shopping bulemia

The cycle of shopping, feeling guilt, and returning your purchases.

Tanya: I have bought and returned the same sweater from Old Navy four times.
Sharon: Tanya, you have serious shopping bulemia. There are people that can help you.

by W. T. January 9, 2010

shop thrifting

When a person tells a cashier at a store that the item they are purchasing is cheaper at another store when really it is not. Usually the purchaser makes up a fake cheaper price as to save money and not spend too much. Usually done at Wal-Mart.

That woman over there is shop thrifting, what a cheap bitch.

by J-Grizzle February 6, 2007

Shop Zombie

The annoying people who wander around shops, dazed, stupid and going in no particular direction. Often found in groups of aisle salmon.

Shop Zombies are particularly prone to stepping out in front of you in a supermarket or standing in front of what you want to look at.

I couldn't find what I wanted, a shop zombie was standing in front of the display.

by Fussganger May 4, 2009

Meat Shop

Meat Shop is a slang term for a prison cell that is shared by two very horny people who engage in sexual acts regularly. Butcher Shop and Meat Shop are interchangable.

"Have you seen the cell next to mine? Its a total Meat Shop. I can hear them going at it every night."

by ShoddyVariety October 26, 2020

Aisuru Shop

Something that creates great disappointment and/or seething resentment, particularly in Valorant.

“Did you see the Arsenal game last night?”
“Yeah can’t believe they scuffed up that penalty! What an absolute ruddy Aisuru Shop!”

by Judeka January 7, 2022

Shopping Calories

The amount of calories a person has to use specifically for shopping. Calorie count dependent on what one is shopping for and where. Compare with shopping window.

I swear, my husband has 2,000 shopping calories to use for the hardware store, and only 2 for shopping for housewares.

by Flowergrrrl03 November 30, 2010

pastry shop

The further evolution of "Muffin Tops". The difference between someone who can be considered to be carrying muffin tops and someone who is suffering from the entire pastry shop. OBESE.

fat obese muffin tops muffin top Look at her, those aren't muffin tops, that's PASTRY SHOP !

by Smartycat September 5, 2011