shelly balls

when small beach objects are embedded in your testicles after vacationing at the beach

usually discovered during showering and can be also located on the dick
pain inflicted during removal of objects

Screams were heard throughout the country as Billy attempted to rid himself of shelly balls.

by Sánchez February 20, 2005

Shelley Winters

Character from the popular webcomic, Scary-Go-Round. In the words of john allison: "Loveable, slightly annoying ingenue. Likes things that are fun. Works as the mayor's assistant. Has a funny way of talking. Accident prone. Became a zombie once. Has enemies in the world of the deep."

Shelly: Fallon?
Fallon: Shelly?
Shelly: He was an Argentinian agent! He was here to save me and the monkeys!

by mauseman August 24, 2005

shellsman

Defined by a man who collects shells and affixes them to their skin by drilling holes in the shells and sewing them on to their body.

When a shellsman meets another, they place chess until a winner is decided, the winner then claims any shell from the other's torso and attaches it to his own.

I heard that guy's a shellsman, warn your kids

by Mario Lade October 28, 2013

shellsplaining

When you over explain something to somebody who doesn't care what you're talking about. overexplaining

Man, you took a while in that office.

I know, the dude behind the desk was shellsplaining some irrelevant shit to me.

by thugnificent333 January 23, 2017

Shelley

A woman who has existed long before existence was even a thing, and will continue to be that way

Shelley's cave

by 54321oosah September 29, 2019

Shelly b.

A girl who is kind of popular and still has so many friends who care about her. Shelly is one of the hottest girls you will ever meet. she has dirty blonde hair or light brown hair with beautiful brown eyes. She definitely belongs with a noah or owen. She laughs and smiles but is actually always being hurt by the ones she loves. And when she likes a guy often they don't like her back. She is extremely suicidal and always wears sweatshirts to cover the scars on her arms. She has baggage but that doesn't stop her from being the best in bed. She also has one of the best bodies in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!

poor shelly she has had it ruff but that doesnt stop her from being the best person everr!!!

Damn i love her body

#1:have you seen shelly b.?
#2: ya she's so hot but belongs with noah.

noah: yep she is mine

by nobody3782981634872 November 24, 2019

Shelly

Synonym for a cackle laugh

Did you just Shelly it up?!

by OGreat1 May 7, 2018