shat chat

noun. Snapchatting while shitting. Pretty self explanatory.

Sarah just sent me a shat chat. It was clutch.

Erika tried to shat chat but it was just shat.

by gtechgurl February 23, 2014

Shat The Bath

The act of letting your colleagues/parents/partner/friends/children down by making a fool of yourself in any one of thousands of everyday tasks or sporting endeavours.

'So, Tiger, all you had to do was pitch the ball on the green and tap in for a birdie but it looks like you've ended up in the heavy fescue at the back!'

'Yeah, I've pretty much shat the bath right there'

by Chabbs September 30, 2011

shat trick

From sports lingo, a shat trick is pooping 3 times in one day.

That Mexican I ate last night didn't sit well. Counting the cock a doodle poo and the two times at work, I got a shat trick today.

by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006

shat ap

VERB: To tell a co-worker that they need to stop talking; derivative of "shut up" localized to Santa Barbara region of California

Kelly told me that "expiry" was a real word, so I told her to shat ap!

by daxterg November 19, 2007

Shat

Shat is a word meaning surpised or questioning something.

1. Holy shat! That was awesome!

2. What the shat?! You are fuckfaced.

3. Hey Travis, how the shat did you get here??!

by Lisa and Ashley October 30, 2004

Shit for Shat

1) Quid Pro Quo. A pun, or play on words of the phrase "Tit for Tat".
An exchange, trade, barter or agreement, where favors, or other like-valued things, ideas or services are exchanged for one another.

2) A retrospective bowl movement.

"Wow Bob, you get sexual favors, AND breakfast from this girl? All for fixing her malware-ridden computer?"
"Absolutely Tim, it's all shit for shat, after all."

by NCWookieHerder May 22, 2016

Fanny Shat

A term used to describe giving birth.

Dude 1: Happy Cuntfartday!

Dude 2: The celebration of the day I was fanny shat in to existence!

Dude 1: I think you might just live to see Fanny Shat added to the english dictionary

Dude 2: Or at the very least, the urban dictionary.

by BournetoKill February 1, 2013