shank

to "pants" someone; to yank on someone's pants so that they fall to the ground, revealing their tighty-whiteys, if they're wearing any. leads to extreme humiliation.

"Girls used to shank each other in my high school. It was a real problem."

by devfk December 9, 2008

shank

Verb: To pull down the pants and quickly insert an erect penis into the anus of an unsuspecting male or female. Usually followed by running away and rape charges.

Dude! That guy just totally shanked your mom.

by Matty194 November 19, 2009

Shanking

To be nervous over a result of some sort.

Im total shanking here.

Shank my josh man.

by shankingwithexcitement January 27, 2009

shank

to gangster-ly stab someone

yo gangsta imma shank yo if yo dont get muh money!

by charknowsall February 11, 2010

Shank

To both masturbate and defecate simultaneously, usually on a lavatory or into a porcelain container.

Many begin to defecate before masturbating, so as to start an uninterrupted fecal flow. Also, it is not a requirement to ejaculate and finish defecating at the same time, but dedicated "shankers" will attempt the 'Snow on the Mountain' technique (wherein the discharge lands on the fecal matter.)

It is not necessary to be nude, but serial "shankers" will usually derobe before attempting a long shank.

Guy 1: "Jeez, you were ages man. What took you so long? Big shit?"

Guy 2: "Nah man, had a good shank."

EXAMPLE 2

Guy 1: "Well, thats me kicked out"

Guy 2: "What did you do?"

Guy 1: "My girlfriend woke up and found me shanking next to her last night."

by Joshmilburnt January 7, 2010

shank

A more polite way of describing a mans "penis"

I'm missing Shah's Shank.. Means I'm missing Shah's penis etc.

by persianheart November 5, 2008

Shank

verb. typically thought of as a way to hurt someone in prison with a handmade knife. However, it has a 2nd meaning. Shank can also mean to draw a penis. The drawing can be as elaborate or as simple as one would like it to be. But the idea is that the penis drawing is a surprise, unbeknownst to the receiver.

" damn, my notebook got shanked..."

or

"I just shanked your shit"

by PITT KNOWS SHIT November 15, 2011