Shagger's Regret

The feeling of shame and remorse following sexual activity with someone where, in hindsight, you wish you had not done so. Commonly experienced in the period of "Post Nut Clarity".

I went home with that slam piece I met in the club. Got in to her room and down to business. Had massive Shagger's Regret, grabbed my clothes and bailed out whilst she was in the bathroom cleaning up.

by ShaneDowe April 9, 2024

Top Shagger

me

WillNE is not a top shagger

by ThereAreNoUserNamesOnWebsites September 13, 2020

Flag shagger

A fervent nationalist who poses with, or decorates their neighbourhood with, nationalistic flags as a form of virtue signalling

He's not patriotic he's a racist flag shagger

by ITman September 15, 2025

Top shagger

Liam Halford

Top shagger is my daddy

by Daddy halford October 20, 2020

ferry shagger

A man that’s a roofer from south Queensferry called David who shags woman

He’s a ferry shagger. That man’s a ferry shagger
Fuck sake there’s a ferry shagger .

by Ferry shagger June 24, 2022

Cat shagger

Eilia shags his cats all day everyday

When eilia goes quiet off the mic the cat shagger is at work

by Jammy lizard December 31, 2020

Sheep Shagger

A term usually used to take the piss out of people of welsh descent.

"Amy you stink" said Jamie. "Shut the fuck up you fat ginger sheep shagger." She replied.

by UrbanShithousery February 15, 2024