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sending a jeff

When someone sends a GIF or text so cringe it doesn’t even elicit a response;
a message so disturbing the receiver must take a screenshot and pass it around like a hot potato just to cope with the pain of holding it in their memory
ex: someone sent me a jeff today and I almost threw my phone out the car window. Then realized I might actually want it to call a therapist.

ex: After no one responded, he realized he was sending a jeff and would need to try to pull it off as a joke.

ex: my friend got a jeff message last night and immediately roofied herself just to forget
by qazwsxcderfv May 10, 2020
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happy sending

A message sent that causes the recipient to orgasm
I came in my pants when I got your happy sending
Happy sending - that’ll be extra
by nogbadthebad September 24, 2020
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send commandos

A super cool way of asking for nudes. Probably just genitals, but if you refer to yourself going shirtless as going commando, then consider this an all around great phrase for sexting.
"Dude, Rachel told me to send commandos while I was in the shower last night."
by lilythegoose December 16, 2018
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send science

To send nudes to look at and observe.

Aka studying the body.
Could you send science before we meet.
by Abstract identity September 25, 2018
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Send Happy

The act of sending emails before you have attached the files or finished writing the email. This typically occurs when someone has had too much coffee, is sending out a lot of emails in a row, or feels too much excitement regarding the email. This happens in texting as well.
Lisa was confused when her email from Sara arrived without the attachment but Sara explained that she got SEND HAPPY and sent the email too soon.
by MCBassGuitar October 20, 2020
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Sending Jade

The act of sending Jade Beauregard. You must be in Art Tech, fifth period on ACE day. This is the better definition¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Mason: Imagine sending Jade.
Max: Oh wow

Jade: *is sent*
by SendingJade100 November 19, 2019
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sending a message

The action of using non-verbal techniques to powerfully communicate or impart an idea to another party.
Ryan’s 6 months were long up. He owed big money to the local residing MC, and too much time had passed.
Jackson was the newest prospect in the Storm Riders, and these men wanted to see if the new kid had what it took to ride with them. John, the Enforcer, stepped up to Jackson for some final words of advice.
“Here you go, kid. .357 Sig P226, with 2 mags on the side. You’ll have enough to wipe out the lying fucker and collect that shiny new bike he keeps hidden in that shithole garage of his. He’s been holding out on us, and we want our money back. Do it right, and we’ll call you brother next time we see you. You, son- today you’ve got a chance to prove yourself to our crew. And you’re gonna do it by sending a message.”
by Katanamaru July 12, 2019
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