semen lasso

When you are so dehydrated that you have to physically pull your load out of your dick like a rope

Bro, I almost choked that chick with my semen lasso.

by Kalmia22 June 3, 2017

Devils semen

the mucus that protrudes out of one's lungs after being possessed by any number of microbes and viruses. ie sick. pertaining in particular to the mucus with color variants of the yellow, black, and green-hued variety

I am still recovering from my illness, and dodge being sick for so long.. but i slipped up and now my lungs are filled with the devils semen.

by tapeside May 9, 2018

Semen farm

The accumulation of semen crusties on a rag or towel.

Dude I found Trudells jerk off rag, he's made a very fertile semen farm.

by Redwingsfan January 31, 2014

The Devils Semen

Hot mustard or anything containing an active ingredient of horse radish.

"Jeepers! The Devils semen sure tastes good on this here weener"

by Kenny Schrub September 19, 2016

semen slingshot

During in appropriate removal of a condom due to the elastic nature, the semen is launched with high velocity.

Last night I accidentally blinded Stacy with my semen slingshot! sex semen condom temporary blindness

by MBD Studios May 30, 2016

Spiritual Semen

A spirit that gives you Seminal Blight.

Bro the Spiritual Semen gave me Seminal Blight.

by The butter man January 14, 2020

Semen Sacks

A mans balls

Kelly: You have some big semen sacks

by Weirdo Sheep June 16, 2016