semen lasso

When you are so dehydrated that you have to physically pull your load out of your dick like a rope

Bro, I almost choked that chick with my semen lasso.

by Kalmia22 June 3, 2017

Devils semen

the mucus that protrudes out of one's lungs after being possessed by any number of microbes and viruses. ie sick. pertaining in particular to the mucus with color variants of the yellow, black, and green-hued variety

I am still recovering from my illness, and dodge being sick for so long.. but i slipped up and now my lungs are filled with the devils semen.

by tapeside May 9, 2018

Semen Sacks

A mans balls

Kelly: You have some big semen sacks

by Weirdo Sheep June 16, 2016

semen slingshot

During in appropriate removal of a condom due to the elastic nature, the semen is launched with high velocity.

Last night I accidentally blinded Stacy with my semen slingshot! sex semen condom temporary blindness

by MBD Studios May 30, 2016

semen breath

Occurs when a person frequently swallows man chowder

I gave ali my whole pack of gum today because she had the worst case of semen breath in the history of cock sucking.

by Boss ninja13 June 3, 2016

Semen Roach

racial slur towards Caucasians

White person- youre kind are filthy no good waste
Colored person- yeah well youre nothing but a filthy semen roach

white person- wha-
Colored person- you heard me you semen roach

by racialtensions December 11, 2020

semen sticker

Any form of tissue or napkin remains that have stuck onto skin by semen. Also can be used to describe, in a less precise manner, tissue or napkin remains stuck by the means of a sticky liquid or sauce.

"Reginald had semen stickers on his fingers after wiping his dick down with Kleenex."

by HoneyMac November 29, 2012