stumpy fawker

someone who wants to be a hick

you little stumpy fawker!

by Jason June 30, 2003

Scrumpy

to be almost scrumptious, but not quite

Obama’s looking extra scrumptious but Trump’s looking a little scrumpy.

by SCRUMPYGALS June 15, 2019

schumpy

Very, very strong marijuana

Something that is very cool

A close friend who is cool and feeling nice (not necessarily) from having had too much schump

My friend John, but not Miles

"what's happening schumpy"
How are you doing you swell person

by Captain Chronic September 10, 2008

scrumpy

Good

this meal is scrumpy (NOT SCRUMMY)

this party is scrumpy

this origami duck is scrumpy

by (-enigma-) May 4, 2009

Slumpy

A soft turd that slumps when it hits a hard surface and has a low angle of resolution. If landing in water spreads out and floats, needing a courtesy flush. Very smelly.

I'd rather step on a horse apple than in a cow slumpy.

by John 999996 October 18, 2008

scummy mummy

Derivative of yummy mummy. A hot-looking mother who dresses overly sexy or downright trashy.

Joe: Ooh, check out that skank! Must be coming back from her nightjob at the blowjob bar.

Bill: Nah man, that scummy mummy is picking up her kids at the preschool. Guess she's passing on the trashon sense.

by Lex Sleuthor April 23, 2009

scumping

The act of laying a bed of toilet paper on a lavatory seat due to chronic concern about personal hygiene

by Bad Bear June 6, 2003