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Pooter Scooter

A threesome when a man lays on his back and penetrates the ass of a woman (anal), while also giving anilingus to another women.
Bruh 1: You ever had a threesome?
Bruh 2: ya bruh! This one time, in band camp, I was on my back with one chick giving me anal, while I ate out this other chick’s asshole. It was tight! Or should I say, they were both tight! Hahahahaha
Bruh 1: ahh dude, a classic pooter scooter!
by KnownPublicEjaculator November 7, 2018
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DUI scooter

The scooter or moped you get when after you get a DUI and loose your license.
Mary: Hey, so I am thinking about getting a moped.
John: Like a cute Vespa scooter or a DUI scooter?
by TahitiHawaii August 22, 2009
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wool scooter

Female genital. Synonym for vagina or pussy.
Dude #1 : Do you take the train or bus home?
Dude #2 : Neither, I gonna ride some wool scooter after work!
by Paul Roux October 24, 2007
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the scooter gang

a bunch of 16 yr olds from the sutherland shire who ride razor scooters to partys
robsta: we have to get the scooter gang together for the next party.
maceo: i reckon ay
lachie: this will be madddd
by robw91 October 21, 2007
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Scooter's List

Scooter's List is a happy place, and not arrogant.
Jack: Hey Mike, I used Tom's list like you said..
Mike: Yeah?
Jack: Made me feel dirty..
Mike: Yeah?
Jack: Yeah..and really really..alter ego-ish
Mike: Hrm..well...fuck
Jack: Maybe Tom's List isn't for everyone?
Mike: Guess not.
Jack: Oh I get it, you're new on the scene aren't you? and trying to prove something to the people around you?
Mike: Yeah, kinda, but don't go telling anyone..
Jack: Standard..Scooter's list it is..
Mike: Yeah safe bet.
by Scooter-Not-Tom January 12, 2009
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Scooter Strudel

The act of defecating in someones mouth, then ejaculating on their face to emulate the appearance of some strudel.
Yo, that bitch was pissing me off so I gave her a Scooter Strudel!
by Scooter McScootpants April 20, 2008
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scooter tracks

A thin visible line of poop in your underwear, left either before or after taking a dump.
see skid marks
Dude, after my colonoscopy I had scooter tracks for 2 days.
by marx_01 October 20, 2005
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