Scarf testing

A useless money consuming event that my current cumdumpster has scheduled to kill me faster

This weekend i have to go scarf testing with with gf instead of doing cocaine with the boyz.

by TLD69 March 22, 2022

Jewish Scarf

When she puts her mouth where the rabbi took your foreskin and gives you a blowjob

Carmen hits me with a Jewish Scarf last night and I thought I was going to have to call the Rabbi again

by Dickmeatjones November 20, 2025

scarf and go

Quite literally, the act of ordering food at a restaurant and while the server is away eating it quickly and running away before the server gets back. This is used to avoid paying for one's meal.

Hey man. I'm short can I borrow some cash?

I don't have any. Let's just scarf and go

by Kyle Schirmer April 28, 2005

Red Scarf

When someone completely ignores you when you ask them a question or say a statement.
Depending on the severity of the ignoring the Red Scarf can increase in size.

ME: "Hey man How are you?"
Person: *No response, even though theres no way they didnt hear you*
ME: "Yeah that's a red scarf mate"

by NinetyDragoon November 24, 2021

Scarfing

Scarfing is the act of throwing your naked girlfriend or wife over your shoulders and around your neck like a neck scarf while you finger her asshole or pussy while walking around the house getting important things done.

If your scarf fidgets too much from climaxing you'll want to tug pull her hair to keep her in line so both of you don't trip and fall, safety first.

Scarfing is only intended and can be performed on small petit women. ABSOLUTELY NO BIG BITCHES, shall participate in this once in a lifetime opportunity to love your man.

"Hey Tod, check out that blonde at the bar, you think she's down to go scarfing?"

Todd: "Nah man, she's way to big for your shoulders, you won't get anything done around the house with that heifer"

by Send-The-Asteroid January 11, 2025

scarf

something that does NOT belong to jake vilainball

taylor: look at my new scarf!
jake: it’s MINE!

by tpwk.fr April 30, 2022

red scarf emoji

people who use the red scarf emoji, or 🧣 are the most insufferable people on the internet

did you see the red scarf emoji in their display name? now their bad take makes sense

by Buttbutt1 May 3, 2022