The Sand Guardian

A guardian of the sand who is so powerful that even Poseidon quivers before him.

Sand Guardian: I am The Sand Guardian, Guardian of The Sand!

Person: POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM!

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Sand Guardian (yelling at ocean): FUCK OFF!

by Fire Tongue December 03, 2020

purple sand

A very potent version of heroin. It gets its name from the purple hue it has. It is extremely strong and makes you just stare at kitchen appliances

Tony why are you staring at the refrigerator, it's been like three hours. You're not on the purple sand again are you?

by Kilgore Carp February 06, 2008

Sand Gurn

Derogatory term for an Arab or person of general Middle-Eastern ethnicity.

No, no, these weren't gurns, they were sand gurns. Like, from Saudi Arabia.

by motpasm23 March 31, 2009

pissing on the sand

getting thanklessness from others instead of good deeds.

i really helped all my friends, and relatives but they all are thankless to me, it really shows that whatever i did for all of them was just like pissing on the sand.

by February 19, 2010

Solar Sands

A YouTuber that reviews and critiques art on DeviantArt.

- Has beautiful hands
- Has an adorable voice
- Does not show his face
- Does awesome pixel art
- Deserves all the love, affection, warmth and happiness in the world
- Does pretty harsh critiques
- Has a younger brother
- Hates weird fetishes
- Possibly a furry (ships Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde)
- Has an adorable laugh

Hater: You're so mean to the artists! I hate you!
Solar: meh, I don't really ca-
Fans: FSHLKHSIDLSKDHSU HOW DARE YOU INSULT SOLAR SANDS

by obsessive Solar Sands fan January 23, 2019

selling sand

Selling sand is a slang term for selling Molly also known as Ecstasy. This is because in it’s pure form it tends to look like brownish sand.

Yo I’m selling sand hmu

How much a point?

$10 for a point

by prizs September 23, 2019

Sand Haus

Something enthusiastically mentioned by Derrick Whipple (played by Eric Wareheim) during the Jim & Derrick promo for the Adult Swim Beach Party in Panama City Beach. It is never explained what a Sand Haus is exactly, but its primary use is apparently to get real wet up in it. Anything else, one must assume, is secondary.

Yo we're gonna get real wet up in that Sand Haus

by Jürgenbumm May 28, 2010