Samuel

A man who loves my bestie and is a cool pup who owes me a bintang and a jersey because he loves me

from helena

damn that samuel is so nice because he is sending me a bintang! and he doesnt know what guh is

by heyaaheyyyeha January 19, 2011

Samuel

He is somebody who is probably gay and no one talks to he gets rejected by all the girls and is one of the depressed shits

Hey Bill, don't be a Samuel

by Lollol123123 April 5, 2019

Samuel

A gay author responsible for the Fishinary is also famous for sleeping with Sky the Dog.

My friend Samuel is dumb

by JarJarbinks696969 June 12, 2019

Samuel

A boy who eats everybody he sees, especially women in their 70s

I saw samuel so I went to hide

by Deadly boy October 10, 2019

Samuel

Stupid, disgusting, annoying piece of shit you'll ever meat
If you ever meet one, RUN AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Person 1: Is that a Samuel?!?!?!
Person 2: OH SHIT IT IS RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

by IHATESAMUEL.COM May 13, 2019

Samuel

A gay fuck that sucks fat cocks all fucking night with his milimeter penis. He will be a virgin till college and he lives in his moms basement till 40 years old

I suck and swoalow bbc (big black cock) all night.samuel

by ROBERTO A. GONZALEZ April 20, 2018

Samuel

Some asian retard ching chong

nigga what: Samuel

by Datniggawitdabag October 25, 2019