Skip to main content

Smooth Sailor

A drink most commonly consumed by those who attend Eckerd College. A bitch drink. For those lacking the ability to handle their liquor.
Bro 1: Brah, I can make you a gnarly Smooth Sailor.

Bro 2: Dude, man up and take a shot.
by 123456789ABCDDEFG December 8, 2010
mugGet the Smooth Sailormug.

Sailor's wank

The practice of numbing one's action hand, generally through circulation restriction or ice application, for the purpose of pseudo-auto-erotic masturbation.

I.e., it feels like someone else is doing it. Popular extensions include shaving and manicuring the hand to give a visual as well as sensory illusion.

So called due to the increasingly eccentric and imaginative masturbation aids that long periods at sea causes.
Seaman Staines: Ahoy! Why is there no ice in the freezer?
Master Bates: Because I just used it all to numb my hand and rub out a cheeky Sailor's wank all over your insoles.

and

Captain Jack Sparrow: Ahar, me matey. Where's me rubber bands for me hair?
Roger the Cabin Boy: Sup Jack. I took your hair bands for an extravagant Sailor's wank on the poop deck. I can offer you this delicious, creamy white conditioner in return?
by Bertie Ahern December 9, 2008
mugGet the Sailor's wankmug.

Sailor's Douche

When one washes off their genitals in a sink between sex partners due to not having time to take a shower between dates.
Bryan had a sailor's douche after porking Brenda because he didn't have time to take a shower before his date with Amber.
by Uncle Capitan August 21, 2013
mugGet the Sailor's Douchemug.

Sailor Kiss

A blow-job; because she/he swallows the SEAmen
Dude! I gave my boyfriend the best sailor kiss before sex last night!
by sweetdicksinmymouth December 27, 2014
mugGet the Sailor Kissmug.

Sailor’s Rash

The indigestion caused by throat friction and the ingestion of too much seamen.
Dave: I have a sore throat after last nights party.

Rick: Bob dropped an anchor in my throat We. have the Sailor’s Rash.
by DickIsMyMiddleName January 26, 2018
mugGet the Sailor’s Rashmug.

Spicy sailor

A blow job that includes the girl sucking on ice and Fishermen's friends beforehand to give a "chilly" and tingly experience for both parties involved.
Yo man, Jessica gave me a spicy sailor last night, Game Changer.

Wtf is that, Some sort of drink?

Nah it's a blow job with ice and fishermen's friends taken prior to the main event.
by Alcoholic Gordan Ramsay March 13, 2019
mugGet the Spicy sailormug.

Sailor Boomer

A Sailor Moon fan who only watches the 90s dub of the original anime made by DIC Entertainment and Cloverway Inc and will refuse to watch the original Japanese subbed, the Viz Media dub, Sailor Moon Crystal, or even read the original manga.

They're most commonly found in comment sections of "DIC Dub vs. Viz Dub" YouTube videos, screeching about how much better the old dub is.

They're basically the Genwunners or SpongeBoomers of the Sailor Moon fandom. Take caution, they're extremely toxic people.
Person 1: "Ugh, I can't believe that Hulu doesn't have the old dub of Sailor Moon! Viz Media ruined 20 years of DIC magic!"

Person 2: "Ok, Sailor Boomer."
by whatareyoudoingonmyprofile August 4, 2020
mugGet the Sailor Boomermug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email