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Smooth Sailor

A drink most commonly consumed by those who attend Eckerd College. A bitch drink. For those lacking the ability to handle their liquor.
Bro 1: Brah, I can make you a gnarly Smooth Sailor.

Bro 2: Dude, man up and take a shot.
by 123456789ABCDDEFG December 8, 2010
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Sailor's wank

The practice of numbing one's action hand, generally through circulation restriction or ice application, for the purpose of pseudo-auto-erotic masturbation.

I.e., it feels like someone else is doing it. Popular extensions include shaving and manicuring the hand to give a visual as well as sensory illusion.

So called due to the increasingly eccentric and imaginative masturbation aids that long periods at sea causes.
Seaman Staines: Ahoy! Why is there no ice in the freezer?
Master Bates: Because I just used it all to numb my hand and rub out a cheeky Sailor's wank all over your insoles.

and

Captain Jack Sparrow: Ahar, me matey. Where's me rubber bands for me hair?
Roger the Cabin Boy: Sup Jack. I took your hair bands for an extravagant Sailor's wank on the poop deck. I can offer you this delicious, creamy white conditioner in return?
by Bertie Ahern December 9, 2008
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star sailor

one who sails the stars.
by Obeloskblue3 January 28, 2019
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Creamy sailor

When a sailor is the target of a bukkake while on a naval vessel.
Shipmate- "I can't wait to get underway and be a creamy sailor."
by Dustykeith July 6, 2015
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Sailor Boomer

A Sailor Moon fan who only watches the 90s dub of the original anime made by DIC Entertainment and Cloverway Inc and will refuse to watch the original Japanese subbed, the Viz Media dub, Sailor Moon Crystal, or even read the original manga.

They're most commonly found in comment sections of "DIC Dub vs. Viz Dub" YouTube videos, screeching about how much better the old dub is.

They're basically the Genwunners or SpongeBoomers of the Sailor Moon fandom. Take caution, they're extremely toxic people.
Person 1: "Ugh, I can't believe that Hulu doesn't have the old dub of Sailor Moon! Viz Media ruined 20 years of DIC magic!"

Person 2: "Ok, Sailor Boomer."
by whatareyoudoingonmyprofile August 4, 2020
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Sailor Kiss

A blow-job; because she/he swallows the SEAmen
Dude! I gave my boyfriend the best sailor kiss before sex last night!
by sweetdicksinmymouth December 27, 2014
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Backward sailor

When you good lady slips a finger or two into your ass during sex.
Oi love give me a backward sailor it will make me blow my load.
by Goochstroker October 30, 2020
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