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Smooth Sailor

A drink most commonly consumed by those who attend Eckerd College. A bitch drink. For those lacking the ability to handle their liquor.
Bro 1: Brah, I can make you a gnarly Smooth Sailor.

Bro 2: Dude, man up and take a shot.
by 123456789ABCDDEFG December 8, 2010
mugGet the Smooth Sailormug.

Sailor's wank

The practice of numbing one's action hand, generally through circulation restriction or ice application, for the purpose of pseudo-auto-erotic masturbation.

I.e., it feels like someone else is doing it. Popular extensions include shaving and manicuring the hand to give a visual as well as sensory illusion.

So called due to the increasingly eccentric and imaginative masturbation aids that long periods at sea causes.
Seaman Staines: Ahoy! Why is there no ice in the freezer?
Master Bates: Because I just used it all to numb my hand and rub out a cheeky Sailor's wank all over your insoles.

and

Captain Jack Sparrow: Ahar, me matey. Where's me rubber bands for me hair?
Roger the Cabin Boy: Sup Jack. I took your hair bands for an extravagant Sailor's wank on the poop deck. I can offer you this delicious, creamy white conditioner in return?
by Bertie Ahern December 9, 2008
mugGet the Sailor's wankmug.

Sailor’s Rash

The indigestion caused by throat friction and the ingestion of too much seamen.
Dave: I have a sore throat after last nights party.

Rick: Bob dropped an anchor in my throat We. have the Sailor’s Rash.
by DickIsMyMiddleName January 26, 2018
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Spicy sailor

A blow job that includes the girl sucking on ice and Fishermen's friends beforehand to give a "chilly" and tingly experience for both parties involved.
Yo man, Jessica gave me a spicy sailor last night, Game Changer.

Wtf is that, Some sort of drink?

Nah it's a blow job with ice and fishermen's friends taken prior to the main event.
by Alcoholic Gordan Ramsay March 13, 2019
mugGet the Spicy sailormug.

Sailor Chelf

person 1: hey whats your name?
person 2: sailor chelf, why?
person 1: really? i heard you’re lucky if your friends with them
by SAPNAPSWIFE:) January 27, 2021
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Sailor Kiss

A blow-job; because she/he swallows the SEAmen
Dude! I gave my boyfriend the best sailor kiss before sex last night!
by sweetdicksinmymouth December 27, 2014
mugGet the Sailor Kissmug.

Backward sailor

When you good lady slips a finger or two into your ass during sex.
Oi love give me a backward sailor it will make me blow my load.
by Goochstroker October 30, 2020
mugGet the Backward sailormug.

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