morning smashings

-Getting intoxicated (eg. alcohol, weed) straight after waking up, before 12pm.

-Getting intoxicated first thing in the morning after being intoxicated the night before.

Liz and Chris woke up at 9am to avoid a hangover Liz brought out a bottle of tequila and suggested morning smashings.

by empresshearts April 22, 2008

Smashing Blumpkin

After receiving a Blumpkin (fellatio while defecating on the toilet), proceeding to place the lucky lady's head on the seat and smashing the lid on her.

I had the worst blumpkin ever. She didn't even swallow the goop. I had to make it a smashing blumpkin to remind her to take her protein next time.

by Tim Branberries January 31, 2008

smashinger

more smashing than the previous.

Sure, that powerpoint slide is smashing, but it would be smashinger on the smartboard.
(Mr. Fischer)

by chrisgo May 18, 2004

Keyboard smashing

The act of combining letters symbols and sometime numbers to create a nonsensical sentence used to describe emotions to strong for words. Often used by gays, Twitter stans, and bottoms

Person A: Hey look at this Yeonjun Edit to that 6ft tall audio

Person B: Hghdugjeisgvbf

Person A: what..?

Person B: sorry, I was keyboard smashing

by Yeonjun is 6ft tall September 7, 2021

squashing the fly

In the game of hearts when you only win one trick.

Ha Ha Fred only squashed the fly

by tony shannon March 22, 2005

Smashing Pumpkins tattoo

The unfortunate result of thinking the 90's had more staying power than they actually did.

Also: An ingenious ruse to keep people from knowing you make Hunter money.

"Are you serious, that guy makes Hunter money? But he has a fucking Smashing Pumpkins tattoo."

by Bodhi!! November 30, 2011

Smashing Pumpkins

When two homo sexual males are fucking doggy style and their balls repeatedly smack each other.

Gay guy 1: Last night when you fucked my ass and we were smashing pumpkins it felt so good.

Gay guy 2: Yea my balls are sore too.

by Dr. Definitions February 23, 2011