by knxka March 23, 2022
“Haha- hey Redacted Username aha I like girls who play guitar”
“Bro wtf-“
“Uhhhh dude.....ummm”
“Haha it’s fine man you kinda cute-“
*Discord left chat noise*
“I-“
“Ha- seems we had a Simp runner amongst us-“
“Don’t worry man I would’ve left too”
*The sound of everyone in the voice chat laughing at his pitiful attempt as flirting with a girl he will probably never meet in his life echo and infiltrate this poor mans heart as he searches far and wide for the perfect waifu*
“Bro wtf-“
“Uhhhh dude.....ummm”
“Haha it’s fine man you kinda cute-“
*Discord left chat noise*
“I-“
“Ha- seems we had a Simp runner amongst us-“
“Don’t worry man I would’ve left too”
*The sound of everyone in the voice chat laughing at his pitiful attempt as flirting with a girl he will probably never meet in his life echo and infiltrate this poor mans heart as he searches far and wide for the perfect waifu*
by That one dumb guitar bitch August 19, 2020
A reverse runner is an absolutely ridiculous act involving a customer or
group of customers ordering a meal at a restaurant then paying for it and leaving before it comes out to your table.
It has been known to be pulled off by many
groups of intoxicated men who are blindly ordering half the menu, then start to feel a little tired/sick, they then decide to pull the pin and leave before the food comes out. Generally paying on the way out.
group of customers ordering a meal at a restaurant then paying for it and leaving before it comes out to your table.
It has been known to be pulled off by many
groups of intoxicated men who are blindly ordering half the menu, then start to feel a little tired/sick, they then decide to pull the pin and leave before the food comes out. Generally paying on the way out.
Travis and Andrew were that drunk from Mr potato head cocktails, that they ordered and paid for a ton of food at Mexicola then left before it was bought out. A sensational reverse runner
by Str8rippinpro December 23, 2022
A dim, slow-witted, yet stragely hilarious creature with no arms, a red shirt with a star on it, and speach impediments. Also known as the best damn thing on the internet!
Homestar Runner is the best thing ever!!
by Lieutenant Tarpit August 18, 2004
The common practice or procedure of a uniformed Police Officer kicking a suspect in the head, usually three times, for "fleeing" and not complying to the Police Officers to begin with.
1. Wow, dave gave that nigger a pretty hefty runners fee over on Wilshire Blvd.
2. Slogan: "If you flee, your going to pay the fee."
2. Slogan: "If you flee, your going to pay the fee."
by north_shore June 07, 2010
After a night out on the town, James, a notorious doughnut runner, took home the first skank to say yes and ran her doughnut until her blood started acting as lubricant.
by Mulatto Jmo March 15, 2008
by six7even November 04, 2022