(1) A comment that when taken in context makes little to no sense.
(2) A non-sequitur
(3) An answer to a question that was not asked
(2) A non-sequitur
(3) An answer to a question that was not asked
(In a DJ booth at a radio station)
Matt: "All the equipment's supposed to be new right?"
Alex: "Yeah, there used to be a robot in the ceiling."
Matt: "I just meant how all the equipment's supposed to be new."
Matt: "All the equipment's supposed to be new right?"
Alex: "Yeah, there used to be a robot in the ceiling."
Matt: "I just meant how all the equipment's supposed to be new."
by barthooper91 November 16, 2010
Similiar to the awkward turtle, the awkward robot shows up when things are getting uncomfortable. Generally played by a third person witnessing the scene, the awkward robot moves their arms in a slow, mechanical, chopping motion while swaying from side to side. Bonus points for saying "Awkward Robot" in a robot voice.
J. Dog: "Dude! I scored with the hot red head from the Steak and Shake last night!"
Ronnie: "Hey you A-wipe, that's my sister!!!!"
Sadie: "oooo... awkward robot." (makes awkard robot motion)
Ronnie: "Hey you A-wipe, that's my sister!!!!"
Sadie: "oooo... awkward robot." (makes awkard robot motion)
by J. Dog June 04, 2007
Subordinate or underling who performs simple tasks according to strict instructions. They are not allowed to think or make decisions. They are typically created by a micro-managing hierarchy.
by Buck Macho April 07, 2016
A character in the Megaman (a.k.a. Mega Man) series of games (usually, but not necessarily a boss) who is an anime robot whose name ends with Man. There are over eighty of them.
by BiggerJ June 25, 2003
A spider with robot parts added. A spider cyborg if you will.
It is NOT however, a Spider robot, see Spider robot
It is NOT however, a Spider robot, see Spider robot
by Dreamparacite May 10, 2005
When two people have sex and there's no passion and its all robotic and shit. Usually, one person finds no pleasure.
/All done in robotic voice, hence the robot fuck/
Jenny: Oh yes. This is amazing.
John: Oh yeah. I think I am about to let off my load.
Jenny: This is so passionate. Im about to cum.
...9 hours later
Jenny: Yep.. Almost there.
John: Yes. Me too. Oh wait. There it went. It felt so amazing.
...14 hours later
Jenny: Yep. Almost there. I can feel it coming.
John: Zzzzzzzz.
Jenny: Oh yes. This is amazing.
John: Oh yeah. I think I am about to let off my load.
Jenny: This is so passionate. Im about to cum.
...9 hours later
Jenny: Yep.. Almost there.
John: Yes. Me too. Oh wait. There it went. It felt so amazing.
...14 hours later
Jenny: Yep. Almost there. I can feel it coming.
John: Zzzzzzzz.
by ass.. August 23, 2010
The solution to the Catholic Church's seminary enrollment problem. A robot priest is an artificial intelligence unit that can answer questions perfectly without overstepping orthodoxy or having sex with any boys.
by Darren Iammarino February 05, 2008