Houston Bell Ringer

The art of taking a shit in your hand, and then proceeding to whack around someone's penis with it.

Guy 1: Hey, did you get that blowjob last night?
Guy 2: No, all I got was a Houston Bell Ringer.

by Bellringer69 April 20, 2016

ringer

A girl who gives handjobs with only her thumb and index finger in the shape of a ring or circle.

This results in a poor form of stimulation for the male penis.

"Damn dude I thought I was getting lucky with this fine girl until she turned out to be a ringer."

by nosajnosaj October 13, 2007

ringer

a married or engaged woman who wears a ring to signify that such is the case.

Guy 1: Check out those girls. They're quite hot.
Guy 2: Forget it; they're ringers.

by Bashful Johnny C July 6, 2007

Chocolate Ringer

The act of having anal sex with a female or a male whilst they enjoy a hearty dump

The best thing that girl does in the sack is the chocolate ringer

by Verdikt Prank Calls March 9, 2009

Ringette

Synonym for gay, used derogatorily

He's so gay or he's a fag are bad, rude terms for gay. He practices ringette is also a rude term for being gay.

It references the women's hockey game in Canada where a stick (with no head) is inserted into the ring or doughnut on the ice (this is used in place of a puck).

by BrazilianBootay October 5, 2020

Ringer Dinger

A redneck that typically always wears boots and sounds very stupid when he talks. Usually always found in every shop class available.

I was going to date that Ringer Dingers sister but he was already fuckn her

by Richard Cockslong April 7, 2020

Ringer

A ring around any part of the shaft of the penis as a result of being twisted in opposite directions by the hands; an Indian burn on one’s cock.

She gave him a real ringer when he wasn’t suspecting it.

by Bookworm Wendy June 27, 2020