Rio Remorse

The uncomfortable sick stomach a person gets after eating at Cafe Rio. Not as common as other restaurants that often make people sick (see Mexican food), but still more than most places. Easily staved off with Pepto Bismal.

Guy1: Sorry bro, I can't come tonight. I had Cafe Rio for lunch and now I can't leave the toilet for more than 10 minutes.
Guy2: Sounds like the Rio Remorse.

by WastedOM June 7, 2010

burrito remorse

Having an enjoyment of a burrito but later experiencing the consequences of a crap or puking etc.

Guy 1:That burrito was so delicious that I think I will have another!

Guy 2: I doubt you will once you have burrito remorse.

by kingballer16 October 15, 2010

remorse return

A "remorse return" is returning something to a store when you feel terrible about having blown the cash on the purchase.

Mack was so sick about blowing 3 grand on a kayak at REI that he took it back and got a remorse return.

by MikeeP May 16, 2008

suckers remorse

the regret of giving a blow job on the first date.

I got a bad case of suckers remorse after I realized my date didn't even take me to dinner!

by Dogg Daddy September 30, 2009

cougars remorse

When you have one night stand sex with a cougar or when your suffering from cougaritis condition and you have buyers remorse,feel guilty of being with a woman that may be twice your age and feel bad that you did.

Tom finally got over his cougaritis,too bad he got cougars remorse from it.

by broken dreams nyc July 5, 2008

baters remorse

A form of regret that develops after completing the act of masturbation. The origins of the feeling may include religous guilt, personally unaligned gender roles, and or most frequently a desire to have opted for another mental subject, or subject object.

I wouldn't have baters remorse now if I had clicked on the hot local mom's tab instead of the hunky bears tab.

by Nom de fake September 12, 2014

shitter's remorse

The void of moisture in your body after the act of defecation while already dehydrated. The mental and physical emptiness felt after taking a gigantic shit.

Gordo knew he would soon have "shitter's remorse" as he gazed with dehydration at the over flowing port-a-johns on the third day of the music festival.

by Shady Jay May 10, 2011